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@bonifartius@qoto.org
- woke?
- bespoke!
- pronouns?
- sure, nouns are nice
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- problems?
- yes, many.
state licensed lolbert and hypernatalist with a breeding kink. never watched rick & morty and i'm proud of it.
don't only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: "10/10 would buy again", "top seller, great value", "wildly incorrect", "teil des problems", "without imagination", "Repeated provocation using copy/paste.", "if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell", "log out and never login again", "Du redest wirr.", "My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.", "Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.", "Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen.", "oh ein putinscher dampfplauderer *plonk*"
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one day at a time.
Joined Jun 2020
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I feel like a lot of people will believe anything to free themselves from responsibility for their actions. They’ll act like their brain is some distant commander full of unpliable mysteries dragging them through life like the wind drags a leaf; when in reality your emotions are your choice, your actions are your choice, and your words are your choice, and you can only change yourself by choosing them.
@Zonz compare to that you know someone is lying when they always tell the story the same way, using the same words.
@Zonz she's repeating her programming, it's learned phrases.
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in my brain, the sound of udu drums means i'm in goronia xD
@km
> It gave me freedom.
this does ;)
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national security always be like
we need you to wear this butt plug when doing financial transactions
national security never be like
maybe we should ensure there is a pool of cobol programmers available to repair this critical system
we need you to wear this butt plug when doing financial transactionsnational security never be like
maybe we should ensure there is a pool of cobol programmers available to repair this critical system
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Quantum entanglement explained:
Socks come in pairs. If you put a sock on your left foot, the other sock of the pair instantly becomes the “right sock,” no matter where it is located in the universe.
@begsby @spinneria @Data
FSE hatte hardwareprobleme. es gibt grade den alternativserver fsebugoutzone.org aber da ist data wohl nicht. p will FSE auf revolver (das backend was er baut) umstellen, aber das "is ready when it's done" :)
also, keine ahnung wo data ist..
ich kann allen nur empfehlen sich 1-2 backup accounts zu machen. qoto hatte auch ein paar probleme zwischendrin, mein backup FSE war schon weg.. jetzt hab ich noch noauthority.social und liberdon.com accounts als backup 
das gibt doch wieder eine große koalition 
+bonifartius 𒂼𒄄
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- woke?
- bespoke!
- pronouns?
- sure, nouns are nice
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- problems?
- yes, many.
state licensed lolbert and hypernatalist with a breeding kink. never watched rick & morty and i'm proud of it.
don't only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: "10/10 would buy again", "top seller, great value", "wildly incorrect", "teil des problems", "without imagination", "Repeated provocation using copy/paste.", "if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell", "log out and never login again", "Du redest wirr.", "My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.", "Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.", "Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen.", "oh ein putinscher dampfplauderer *plonk*"
➡️ NO PRESSURE ⬅️ 💄NO DIAMOND💍
one day at a time.
Joined Jun 2020
