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- woke?
- bespoke!
- pronouns?
- sure, nouns are nice
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- problems?
- yes, many.
state licensed lolbert and hypernatalist with a breeding kink. never watched rick & morty and i'm proud of it.
don't only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: "10/10 would buy again", "top seller, great value", "wildly incorrect", "teil des problems", "without imagination", "Repeated provocation using copy/paste.", "if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell", "log out and never login again", "Du redest wirr.", "My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.", "Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.", "Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen.", "oh ein putinscher dampfplauderer *plonk*"
➡️ NO PRESSURE ⬅️ 💄NO DIAMOND💍
one day at a time.
Joined Jun 2020
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@p The fucked up thing is I am starting to think they are all real. Things I would have told someone they were crazy for believing 3 years ago I think are plausible now.
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Friendly reminder: "X as a service" is just a misleading corporate euphemism for "pay forever for not owning it".
"Software as a service" actually means "pay forever for not owning the software".
"Games as a service" actually means "pay forever for not owning games".
"Infrastructure as a service" actually means "pay forever for not owning the hardware".
And so on.
There is no "cloud", it's just other people's computers
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Der beste Schutz vor Russland ist - Freundschaft mit Russland. Wer hätte das gedacht?
Aber nein! Ein Volk mit Messern zwischen den Zähnen kann nicht UNSER Freund sein. Das wussten wir schon vor 100 Jahren.
Heute halten wir uns an Uncle Sam mit dem gepflegten Colt, der uns die Horden vom Hals hält. Cooler Typ, geile Technik, Fiat money! Wir machen Brücken zu Mauern und schwören uns auf lange, kalte Zeiten ein. Koste was es wolle. Wir lassen uns nicht belehren, denn wir lagen noch immer richtig.
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@MisterRogersSnapped In that case I think the question presumes that the ends and means are different and I object to the premise and retract my answer. Like "I didn't show up to throw babies into the fire because I slept in and when I finally got up, I spent the rest of the day coveting my neighbor's ass."
what will now happen to the sound of sleeping? 💤
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@puniko the moon rabbits were not happy. That's why we have not seen a moon landing in a long while
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@lain german keyboards now QWERT
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Next year Nintendo DS will be as old as NES was when DS was first introduced
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Benefit of dragon GF
- self warming high body temperature makes for comfy sleeping close on cold nights high in the mountains
- (you) are the greatest jewel in her collection, expects the best from you that you can give
- loyal, but stubborn, both to a fault
- well-read and wise for her age
- proud of her heritage, eager to teach the history of her people
- self warming high body temperature makes for comfy sleeping close on cold nights high in the mountains
- (you) are the greatest jewel in her collection, expects the best from you that you can give
- loyal, but stubborn, both to a fault
- well-read and wise for her age
- proud of her heritage, eager to teach the history of her people
- woke?
- bespoke!
- pronouns?
- sure, nouns are nice
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- problems?
- yes, many.
state licensed lolbert and hypernatalist with a breeding kink. never watched rick & morty and i'm proud of it.
don't only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: "10/10 would buy again", "top seller, great value", "wildly incorrect", "teil des problems", "without imagination", "Repeated provocation using copy/paste.", "if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell", "log out and never login again", "Du redest wirr.", "My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.", "Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.", "Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen.", "oh ein putinscher dampfplauderer *plonk*"
➡️ NO PRESSURE ⬅️ 💄NO DIAMOND💍
one day at a time.
Joined Jun 2020
