bonifartius 𒂼𒄄
@bonifartius@qoto.org
- woke?
- bespoke!
- problems?
- yes, many.
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- pronouns?
- sure, nouns are nice
state licensed lolbert and hypernatalist with a breeding kink. never watched rick & morty and i'm proud of it.
don't only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: "10/10 would buy again", "top seller, great value", "wildly incorrect", "teil des problems", "without imagination", "Repeated provocation using copy/paste.", "if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell", "log out and never login again", "Du redest wirr.", "My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.", "Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.", "Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen."
➡️ NO PRESSURE ⬅️ 💄NO DIAMOND💍
one day at a time.
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Joined Jun 2020
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b e a r d
MY GAME IS UP ON STEAM!
It would mean the world to me if you'd check it out and wishlist it :D the game will be available in 2025 and will be free :)
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Taxes are like a subscription to your country that you can't cancel, no matter how bad the service gets.
wann bei fefe wohl das licht angeht "dämliche" kommentare und tendentiöse berichterstattung seien die regel und nicht die ausnahme bei der deutschen tagesschau.
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I think I should switch my chicken-and-egg root email from Protonmail to SDF
NetBSD autists who've been running since the 80s >>>> "Privacy" snake oil peddler and probable fed honeypot
NetBSD autists who've been running since the 80s >>>> "Privacy" snake oil peddler and probable fed honeypot
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🫐 Blueberry PSA:
If you have blueberry plants and chickens; the chickens will eat all the ripe blueberries. Even jumping up to get the ones on top.
🫐🐔
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"maker" is to hackers what "content creator" is to artists
I reject the commoditization and corporatization of my hobbies
RE: https://princess.industries/@vyr/statuses/01J0V5CHRF900F8ZKS3B3W1R05
I reject the commoditization and corporatization of my hobbies
RE: https://princess.industries/@vyr/statuses/01J0V5CHRF900F8ZKS3B3W1R05
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ME: Hello computer! Please show me what I was doing recently
COMPUTER IN THE 1980's: l cease to exist when I am powered off. Please start whatever you were doing from scratch
COMPUTER IN THE 2000's: Yep here you go champ
COMPUTER IN THE 2020's: I stored 10,000 identical copies of what you were doing in 500 different global datacentres at a carbon footprint equivalent to leaving a semi-trailer idling 24/7 and also sent a copy to the FBI just to be safe. Let me know which one you want and I'll do my best to figure it out. By the way here are 10 things which are similar to what you were doing and 9 of them are ads. Do you like this? Please select "I love this very much" or "I'll be in love with this later" to continue
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wish i was hearing states say they have nothing to hide instead of people 😅
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Daily reminder that internet archive is not an archive but just a reskinned google drive
@mangeurdenuage does a short steep in boiling water adequately remove the prickly things of nettles? how do you handle them if you want to eat them fresh, not as soup?
fitting for the nearing solstice, hypericum perforatum, st. johns wort, is in bloom
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- woke?
- bespoke!
- problems?
- yes, many.
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- pronouns?
- sure, nouns are nice
state licensed lolbert and hypernatalist with a breeding kink. never watched rick & morty and i'm proud of it.
don't only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: "10/10 would buy again", "top seller, great value", "wildly incorrect", "teil des problems", "without imagination", "Repeated provocation using copy/paste.", "if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell", "log out and never login again", "Du redest wirr.", "My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.", "Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.", "Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen."
➡️ NO PRESSURE ⬅️ 💄NO DIAMOND💍
one day at a time.
backup accounts:
@bonifartius
@bonifartius
Joined Jun 2020
