+bonifartius 𒂼𒄄 @bonifartius@qoto.org

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Mama duck and ducklings to refuge next to my straw ballot.

If you have children, keep them out of schools.

JUST TAKE GENDER OFF THE FUCKING FORM YOU RETARDS

this is a nice idea for a ship-in-a-bottle

@p The fucked up thing is I am starting to think they are all real. Things I would have told someone they were crazy for believing 3 years ago I think are plausible now.

Friendly reminder: "X as a service" is just a misleading corporate euphemism for "pay forever for not owning it".

"Software as a service" actually means "pay forever for not owning the software".

"Games as a service" actually means "pay forever for not owning games".

"Infrastructure as a service" actually means "pay forever for not owning the hardware".

And so on.

There is no "cloud", it's just other people's computers

Der beste Schutz vor Russland ist - Freundschaft mit Russland. Wer hätte das gedacht?

Aber nein! Ein Volk mit Messern zwischen den Zähnen kann nicht UNSER Freund sein. Das wussten wir schon vor 100 Jahren.

Heute halten wir uns an Uncle Sam mit dem gepflegten Colt, der uns die Horden vom Hals hält. Cooler Typ, geile Technik, Fiat money! Wir machen Brücken zu Mauern und schwören uns auf lange, kalte Zeiten ein. Koste was es wolle. Wir lassen uns nicht belehren, denn wir lagen noch immer richtig.

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how many reposts can this get?

@MisterRogersSnapped In that case I think the question presumes that the ends and means are different and I object to the premise and retract my answer. Like "I didn't show up to throw babies into the fire because I slept in and when I finally got up, I spent the rest of the day coveting my neighbor's ass."

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@puniko the moon rabbits were not happy. That's why we have not seen a moon landing in a long while

@lain german keyboards now QWERT