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- woke?
- bespoke!
- pronouns?
- sure, nouns are nice
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- problems?
- yes, many.
state licensed lolbert and hypernatalist with a breeding kink. never watched rick & morty and i'm proud of it.
don't only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: "10/10 would buy again", "top seller, great value", "wildly incorrect", "teil des problems", "without imagination", "Repeated provocation using copy/paste.", "if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell", "log out and never login again", "Du redest wirr.", "My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.", "Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.", "Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen.", "oh ein putinscher dampfplauderer *plonk*"
➡️ NO PRESSURE ⬅️ 💄NO DIAMOND💍
one day at a time.
Joined Jun 2020
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Politicians; "Having Standards are good. Having Double Standards are twice as good."
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This has been my experience using a planner
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i don't repost this enough
you people deserve some good coming to you, may we all find what we're looking for
you people deserve some good coming to you, may we all find what we're looking for
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It's like the days of Internet Explorer 6, all over again.
Is this Web 3.0?
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Had a conversation with a Ukrainian who recently arrived in Munich, Germany:
UA: Is it true that when you torrent movies here, you can get a big fine?
Me: Yes, that's probable.
UA: Is it normal that I have to wait a month for an internet connection?
Me: Yes, that's normal.
UA: Here I get the same salary as in Ukraine, but my costs are 4 times higher!
Me: What did you expect?
UA: It feel like a slave!
Me: Welcome to the EU!
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The bluecheks are threatening to make Twitter a better place by leaving.
No anything but that! No Checkies, NOOOOOO
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No anything but that! No Checkies, NOOOOOO
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- woke?
- bespoke!
- pronouns?
- sure, nouns are nice
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- problems?
- yes, many.
state licensed lolbert and hypernatalist with a breeding kink. never watched rick & morty and i'm proud of it.
don't only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: "10/10 would buy again", "top seller, great value", "wildly incorrect", "teil des problems", "without imagination", "Repeated provocation using copy/paste.", "if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell", "log out and never login again", "Du redest wirr.", "My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.", "Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.", "Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen.", "oh ein putinscher dampfplauderer *plonk*"
➡️ NO PRESSURE ⬅️ 💄NO DIAMOND💍
one day at a time.
Joined Jun 2020
