bonifartius 𒂼𒄄
@bonifartius@qoto.org
- woke?
- bespoke!
- problems?
- yes, many.
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- pronouns?
- sure, nouns are nice
state licensed lolbert and hypernatalist with a breeding kink. never watched rick & morty and i'm proud of it.
don't only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: "10/10 would buy again", "top seller, great value", "wildly incorrect", "teil des problems", "without imagination", "Repeated provocation using copy/paste.", "if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell", "log out and never login again", "Du redest wirr.", "My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.", "Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.", "Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen."
➡️ NO PRESSURE ⬅️ 💄NO DIAMOND💍
one day at a time.
Joined Jun 2020
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I begin to understand why chickens wake up and scream
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political compass meme with the first image showing a pure centrist and a caption saying dont bind your opinions to two axes.
The second image shifts perspective with a third axis called cum
The second image shifts perspective with a third axis called cum
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I propose banning all advertising as an energy saving measure
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I use twittervideodownloader.com for this sort of thing btw, it works really well
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I'm gonna make LSD laced toilet paper and market it as MK-Ultrasoft
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🌿 
:ignucius:
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Fact check: An adult capybara weights as much as an adult human. :chadybara:
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EU: refuses to build nuclear power
EU: refuses to build solar panels
EU: refuses to build wind farms
EU: "why are we out of power i don't get it"
EU: refuses to build solar panels
EU: refuses to build wind farms
EU: "why are we out of power i don't get it"
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>one year ago
The Queen died, PM got ousted, and the British economy is a mess. An omen indeed.
The Queen died, PM got ousted, and the British economy is a mess. An omen indeed.
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Jay, Pac, Biggie, L, Nate, Coolio, Biz, Dirty, Pun, Heavy D, it goes on…
Don’t get old kids.
i always thought DHH was the usual ruby-test-driven-agile-bullshit proponent, turns out he isn't
https://corecursive.com/045-david-heinemeier-hansson-software-contrarian/
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@bonifartius @mrman anglos back at it
interesting how russia didn't blow up the pipelines going straight though the enemies country, giving them free gas.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d7/Major_russian_gas_pipelines_to_europe.png
- woke?
- bespoke!
- problems?
- yes, many.
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- pronouns?
- sure, nouns are nice
state licensed lolbert and hypernatalist with a breeding kink. never watched rick & morty and i'm proud of it.
don't only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: "10/10 would buy again", "top seller, great value", "wildly incorrect", "teil des problems", "without imagination", "Repeated provocation using copy/paste.", "if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell", "log out and never login again", "Du redest wirr.", "My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.", "Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.", "Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen."
➡️ NO PRESSURE ⬅️ 💄NO DIAMOND💍
one day at a time.
Joined Jun 2020
