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- woke?
- bespoke!
- pronouns?
- sure, nouns are nice
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- problems?
- yes, many.
state licensed lolbert and hypernatalist with a breeding kink. never watched rick & morty and i'm proud of it.
don't only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: "10/10 would buy again", "top seller, great value", "wildly incorrect", "teil des problems", "without imagination", "Repeated provocation using copy/paste.", "if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell", "log out and never login again", "Du redest wirr.", "My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.", "Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.", "Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen.", "oh ein putinscher dampfplauderer *plonk*"
➡️ NO PRESSURE ⬅️ 💄NO DIAMOND💍
one day at a time.
Joined Jun 2020
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I'm sorry, but I am a text-based AI language model, I
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Renewed FSF membership.
#FSF #FOSS #FLOSS #FreeSoftware #SoftwareFreedom #ISupportFreeSoftware
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ITS CALLED MASTODON AND ITS LIKE IF TWITTER WAS A BUNCH OF MINECRAFT SERVERS BUT THEYRE ALL CONNECTED WITH PORTALS BETWEEN THEM
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The music that plays when the economy is on the verge of collapse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71jLhB1nRaw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71jLhB1nRaw
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as a german i found that a good sign something "made in germany" really is good is if it is sold across the world. wranglerstar recommended splitting axes made by "helko werk" and they really are pretty nice, expecially as they aren't crazy expensive. would buy again.
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@phneutral @publius @polezaivsani to quote a friend from Egypt -
"Until every region and country is allowed to choose their own solutions addressing their local problems, we are not doing solarpunk, but greenwashed imperialism. Because Lithium for PV will replace oil and the global powers will continue their struggle and colonization."
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DJ Pop BOTH Tiddies Out™ 
Doges are true wholesome Sigma animul... they will make fren with everything
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A Visit from Pleroma-tan
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the net
Not a user was stirring, not even reset
The browser tab was open, left out with care
In the hopes that Ms. Pleroma soon would be there
The posters were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of GSCons danced in their heads
And Lain in their hoodie, and I in my cap
Had just settled down for a long winter's nap,
When from the speakers there arose such a clatter
I sprang up from the sofa to see what was the matter
Away to the desk I flew like a flash
Logged on to fedi and scrolled in a dash
The Moon on the breast of the shitposters' snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to timelines below
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear
But a minature tail, and a fluffy pointed ear
Dressed in orange and black, what a chroma
I knew in a moment, it must be P-L-Roma
More rapid than GS, her loading came
And she purred, cooed, called instances by name
The admins perked up, what was the fuss
The threads were growing, must tap the plus
But what was this? This wasn't hell
What was inside? Worth clicking the bell
Comfy, cofe, corndog on stick
Friends all gathered, arriving so quick
A fox, a cat, and even a witch
All so improbable, was this a glitch?
The screen flickered, sparkled and glowed
As they watched, both new and old
The timeline was frozen, not with error
A voice cried out: Update your pleromer!
And just like that, it all went clear
Back to why we all were here
The best of friends, near and far
In a place on the 'net, its brightest star
Pleroma-tan sprang up, to everyone gave a shout,
And away we went, notifications buzzing about
And I heard her exclaim, 'ere she rose out of sight
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"
suya..
thank you @coyote for some input
BGM: Haruomi Hosono - 25.Dec.1983
Not a user was stirring, not even reset
The browser tab was open, left out with care
In the hopes that Ms. Pleroma soon would be there
The posters were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of GSCons danced in their heads
And Lain in their hoodie, and I in my cap
Had just settled down for a long winter's nap,
When from the speakers there arose such a clatter
I sprang up from the sofa to see what was the matter
Away to the desk I flew like a flash
Logged on to fedi and scrolled in a dash
The Moon on the breast of the shitposters' snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to timelines below
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear
But a minature tail, and a fluffy pointed ear
Dressed in orange and black, what a chroma
I knew in a moment, it must be P-L-Roma
More rapid than GS, her loading came
And she purred, cooed, called instances by name
The admins perked up, what was the fuss
The threads were growing, must tap the plus
But what was this? This wasn't hell
What was inside? Worth clicking the bell
Comfy, cofe, corndog on stick
Friends all gathered, arriving so quick
A fox, a cat, and even a witch
All so improbable, was this a glitch?
The screen flickered, sparkled and glowed
As they watched, both new and old
The timeline was frozen, not with error
A voice cried out: Update your pleromer!
And just like that, it all went clear
Back to why we all were here
The best of friends, near and far
In a place on the 'net, its brightest star
Pleroma-tan sprang up, to everyone gave a shout,
And away we went, notifications buzzing about
And I heard her exclaim, 'ere she rose out of sight
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"
suya..
thank you @coyote for some input
BGM: Haruomi Hosono - 25.Dec.1983
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In response to Western sanctions, Russia’s central bank is dropping the US dollar and will buy Chinese yuan on the foreign exchange market.
The yuan’s share of Moscow’s currency trading increased from 1% to 40-45% in 2022, while dollar trade halved from 80% to 40%.
https://multipolarista.com/2022/12/26/russia-us-dollar-chinese-yuan/
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Linus Torvalds is 53 today.
many thanks to him for his great OS and all the best wishes.
#Linux #celebration
many thanks to him for his great OS and all the best wishes.
#Linux #celebration
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- woke?
- bespoke!
- pronouns?
- sure, nouns are nice
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- problems?
- yes, many.
state licensed lolbert and hypernatalist with a breeding kink. never watched rick & morty and i'm proud of it.
don't only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: "10/10 would buy again", "top seller, great value", "wildly incorrect", "teil des problems", "without imagination", "Repeated provocation using copy/paste.", "if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell", "log out and never login again", "Du redest wirr.", "My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.", "Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.", "Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen.", "oh ein putinscher dampfplauderer *plonk*"
➡️ NO PRESSURE ⬅️ 💄NO DIAMOND💍
one day at a time.
Joined Jun 2020
