+bonifartius 𒂼𒄄 @bonifartius@qoto.org

This is Fonzie. Fonzie is a 2 month old Basset who has joined the family next door. I have seen him step on his own ear and and trip up, and you should pity me because nothing else will ever be cute again.

Bloodhound for scale 😂

Fuck cheap furniture screws :jahyrage:

BREAKING UPDATE! Reports out of Ohio state that chemicals from the train (https://t.me/police_frequency/86276?single) derailment and explosion (https://t.me/police_frequency/86276?single) in East Palestine (https://t.me/police_frequency/86928) have “contaminated” the Ohio River as far as West Virginia, a source of water for more than 5 million people, per West Virginia governor Jim Justice.

This is a developing story.

Normal Mastodon, you know, the kind and supportive side, permanently silenced my account in response to a mental health crisis.

This was also the only outlet I had to warn people that there's a new fedi search engine.

Oops.

i guess if you want to waste millions of dollars of US military resources all you have to do is send a few balloons into the sky. talk about asymmetric economic warfare

The USA runs anti-extremism campaigns on social media that include fake identities with GAN-generated profile pics. We know this because multiple branches of the US military openly advertise for contractors to build it for them. Is this "misinformation" or is it "counter-misinformation" or is there even a difference once you start embedding fake humans inside online social graphs of targeted demographics to try to trick them into believing there's a groundswell of support among their peers for American liberalism.

How could I not participate in #SuperbOwlSunday .😉

A tiny #PygmyOwl for your enjoyment. These little guys are about the size of a sparrow and are #diurnal #owls rather than #nocturnal.

#SuperbOwlSunday
#SuperBowlSunday
#Raptors
#Wildlife

uwu...

Antifa stands for Anti Fag Action

For Superb Owl Sunday, a Snowy Owl I photographed in 2017. #birds #owls #birding #birdsofmastodon

@shaneohare

If they are faking good news I will take it LOL

not accepting MRs from people who vote in government elections. If you participate in a system of organized violence, I don't want or need your code.

Reaktion auf nen post der beschreibt das die Bahn in Dubai sauber ist und keine Irren drin sind.

"Immerhin kann man sich alles schönsaufen" ist echt peak Berlin.

Does being sane mean you're a minority?

*Please boost*

Back when I was much younger I had a thing with a nerdy girl. It was a lot of fun, but it was also a reminder that there are more things to being compatible than just hobbies and interests. I ended up marrying a nice Christian girl (which at the time I did not see coming) because although she and I didn't share any interests, there were a lot of more fundamental things that we did share and that helped us get along very well.

Anyway now that I know longer have to put up a woke front since I've been banned from gotosocial, I need to tell you that all this time I have actually been Augusto Pinochet. And you have all fallen for my ruse!

@krruzic@social.evilma.id the space war has already begun and they're suppressing all the good memes.