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@bonifartius@qoto.org
- woke?
- bespoke!
- pronouns?
- sure, nouns are nice
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- problems?
- yes, many.
state licensed lolbert and hypernatalist with a breeding kink. never watched rick & morty and i'm proud of it.
don't only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: "10/10 would buy again", "top seller, great value", "wildly incorrect", "teil des problems", "without imagination", "Repeated provocation using copy/paste.", "if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell", "log out and never login again", "Du redest wirr.", "My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.", "Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.", "Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen.", "oh ein putinscher dampfplauderer *plonk*"
➡️ NO PRESSURE ⬅️ 💄NO DIAMOND💍
one day at a time.
Joined Jun 2020
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The future we wanted was flying cars. The future we got is a USB-C port on my camera lens for firmware updates.
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the year is 2024. we've come full circle so hard that a program that uses files on your hard drive is considered revolutionary
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a socialist party that can be voted for in a nations election can, by definition, only be a national socialist party.
@DCR wie schaut's denn aus bei dir? :)
by accident i opened the #shitposter hashtag and found a post by a german collectivist (i really get why everyone is annoyed by germans on here) saying that he'd instantly delete any follow request from SPC.
if i had to choose a server i'd accept follow requests from without hesitation, it's SPC/SPW.
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I'm gonna start calling Bluesky 'Wayland' since it's supposed to replace X but it's missing half the features and kinda sucks and most of the people who advocate for it do so for political-emotional rather than technical reasons
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@emu@blob.cat As an unattended child visiting a hackerspace as a 10 year old some dude decided to teach me some Python.
Look where I am now.
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leftists: WE! WANT! COOPS!
german coops: HAHA CAPITALISM GOES BRRRRRRRRRRT 
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Der Igel 🦔 gilt leider mittlerweile als bedrohte Art.
Helft den süßen Stachelrittern, in dem ihr euren Garten 🪴 naturnah gestaltet.
Komposthaufen, Totholz-Hecke und wilde Ecke bieten Nahrung und Versteck. Und natürlich das Loch im Zaun nicht vergessen, damit er überhaupt hereinkommen kann.
Wie du deinen Garten igelfreundlich gestalten kannst, findest du auch auf unserer Webseite: https://wirsindgarten.de/igelfreundlicher-garten/
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- woke?
- bespoke!
- pronouns?
- sure, nouns are nice
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- problems?
- yes, many.
state licensed lolbert and hypernatalist with a breeding kink. never watched rick & morty and i'm proud of it.
don't only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: "10/10 would buy again", "top seller, great value", "wildly incorrect", "teil des problems", "without imagination", "Repeated provocation using copy/paste.", "if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell", "log out and never login again", "Du redest wirr.", "My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.", "Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.", "Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen.", "oh ein putinscher dampfplauderer *plonk*"
➡️ NO PRESSURE ⬅️ 💄NO DIAMOND💍
one day at a time.
Joined Jun 2020
