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@bonifartius@qoto.org
- woke?
- bespoke!
- pronouns?
- sure, nouns are nice
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- problems?
- yes, many.
state licensed lolbert and hypernatalist with a breeding kink. never watched rick & morty and i'm proud of it.
don't only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: "10/10 would buy again", "top seller, great value", "wildly incorrect", "teil des problems", "without imagination", "Repeated provocation using copy/paste.", "if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell", "log out and never login again", "Du redest wirr.", "My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.", "Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.", "Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen.", "oh ein putinscher dampfplauderer *plonk*"
➡️ NO PRESSURE ⬅️ 💄NO DIAMOND💍
one day at a time.
Joined Jun 2020
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The Palm OS and Windows Mobile interfaces would offer some pretty good starting points for launcher design
Hell, we could end up with a dead-simple tabbing window manager with a launcher interface consisting of a handful of TCL/TK scripts
Hell, we could end up with a dead-simple tabbing window manager with a launcher interface consisting of a handful of TCL/TK scripts
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Everyone:
I own a lot of Wagyu Beef Cows.
Question: If we setup a special website for NAS people to buy our 80/20 ground-beef (because we have a lot of it)...
would you buy?
Thought: Price $7.99/lb. NEVER before done. Recent slaughter. Frozen. USDA everything. F1. 100% non-GMO, no steroids, no hormones, no antibiotics.
And like $35 for shipping. So we would add that on to the price. Lower-48 shipping only for this test.
Please re-toot if you would try this.
Would you buy a 10lb. box?
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This is not a joke. I need a job. My skillset is quite literally everything you hate. I have done:
shitposting on company time
shitposting on company time
shitposting on company time
shitposting on company time
shitposting on company time
Ideal job would be some combination of shitposting and shitposting.
#GetFediHired
shitposting on company time
shitposting on company time
shitposting on company time
shitposting on company time
shitposting on company time
Ideal job would be some combination of shitposting and shitposting.
#GetFediHired
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:gondola_head: 🌿 
:ignutius: 
:stargate:
Be bill gates, diddles kids on island
Nothing happens.
Be RMS, respond to MIT AI mailing list in a neutral manner about one of his former dead colleagues who might have been on Epstein island.
Gets canned from MIT.
We live in a society.
Nothing happens.
Be RMS, respond to MIT AI mailing list in a neutral manner about one of his former dead colleagues who might have been on Epstein island.
Gets canned from MIT.
We live in a society.
>Bill Gates now alleges that Jeffrey Epstein blackmailed and threatened him over an alleged "affair." >Gates claims their meetings were sole...
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fedi is full of fetish people!
todays example is a masocist, having "#NAFO" and "The only people worth punching are nazis." in bio.
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Collane in flight.
If this flame is beautiful, ⭐ or boost this post to improve its chances for future breedings.
#fractalFlame
https://www.tagesschau.de/inland/bundestagswahl/wahlplakate-psychologie-100.html
nur das afd plakat in der bilderstrecke ist beschmutzt, alle anderen sind druckfrisch.
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the saying of "everything you learn in tech is obsolete in 5 years" is a meme that refuses to die and has pretty much no basis in reality. There is one area where that's true though and that's in the field of refactorings. OOP nerds will create these grandiose documents proclaiming that they've figured out the One True Design Pattern and it takes about 5 years before we figure out that it was actually a really
really
REALLY
bad idea
> Solange die Regeln so sind, wie sie sind, muss Deutschland das europäische Recht beachten. Andernfalls läuft es Gefahr vom Europäischen Gerichtshof verurteilt zu werden.
"sentences dreamed up by the utterly deranged"
- woke?
- bespoke!
- pronouns?
- sure, nouns are nice
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~ <°((((((((((>< ,.-~-.,.-~-.,.-~
- problems?
- yes, many.
state licensed lolbert and hypernatalist with a breeding kink. never watched rick & morty and i'm proud of it.
don't only rely on my words, read what happy customers wrote about me: "10/10 would buy again", "top seller, great value", "wildly incorrect", "teil des problems", "without imagination", "Repeated provocation using copy/paste.", "if you take a dump in my mentions, I just might notice the smell", "log out and never login again", "Du redest wirr.", "My brother in Christ, this is such a ridiculously dumb statement that I will no longer entertain this silly conversation.", "Auf Derailing-Diskussionen habe ich keine Lust. Finger über dem Blocken-Knopf.", "Wie gesagt, du kannst der Diskussion inhaltlich nicht folgen.", "oh ein putinscher dampfplauderer *plonk*"
➡️ NO PRESSURE ⬅️ 💄NO DIAMOND💍
one day at a time.
Joined Jun 2020
