Tooters, I am teaching myself to knit with kabob skewers and Ace Hardware string because long bike rides are too exhausting as a pre-election coping mechanism.

However, after inadvertently hearing older and wiser #cspan callers explain they detest the other party and don't know for whom they voted for last time, I have resolved to do better. So now I'm using bottlerocket sticks and said string to knit, so I will stay warm in my new FEMA camp home.