Meredith Matthews @braindouche@qoto.org

I really should do a #introduction: hello! My name is Meredith. My handle comes from a book called The Bad Girl's Guide to the Open Road ("road tripping is the ultimate brain douche...") which I translated into personal branding for a bunch of blogging and podcasting in the early two-thousandsies and stuck. For what its worth, it's a consistently unclaimed name and I'm shameless enough to use it.

Professionally I'm a #frontend dev, or as I prefer to say, a stunningly average mid-career pixel programmer, and I think it's time for a promotion because right now the funnest thing I do is make feature prototypes. I try to promote #boringtech, #accessibility and #browserperformance, and at this point I'm just anti-react. If you want someone to come delete your code, hit me up!

Personally, I love #beer, #fountainpens and currently I'm falling in love with #videogames all over again thanks to my #SteamDeck , which I consider to be the best piece of hardware I've ever bought. #factorio #soulsborne #soulcalibur are my forever games.

I'm a lesbian, I'm thoroughly gaymarried, I live in Buffalo by choice, TERFs get fucked, trans liberation now, black lives matter, go unions, social democrat (yes I'd like a welfare state please), atheist, and I haven't hashtagged any of that because I don't particularly want to talk about any of it.

Anyone got any tips on search terms to use to find web dev jobs outside of the React Industrial Complex? I just found the third "build us landing pages on Vercel" listing of the day and I'm just tired, y'all.

My current brainworm is tech hiring, and like, how hiring is used as a substitute for training. Like, take for example the delusion that large cobol mainframe systems used by banks or states or whatever, must be rewritten because the only remaining cobol programmers are all geriatric. Or, we have to rewrite this angularJS app we spent a lot of time and money on because nobody has angularJS on their resume these days (true story).

So many teams seem helpless when faced with their own previous decisions and can't seem to fathom training up someone inhouse to deal with a persistent technology. Why? Programmers are professional learners-of-stuff, that's our chief skill.

What is this even a reaction to? I've heard of the programmer that's got 1 year of experience 20 times, but I've never met them. Is it grumpy old developers who have over-specialized? Never met them either. What gives?

Hey, what are the cool kids doing for web hosting these days?

Ok, I gotta pick a vue component library, and primevue looks like catnip for cranky old web developers that hate react like me. I like it's opinions, I like where it's unopinionated, and I like the progressive enhancement approach it seems to have.

Quick, argue me out of it.

If someone could remind me that a cover letter to a major tech company isn't the place to share my feelings of disillusionment and dissatisfaction with my current career and my naive hopes that moving to [REDACTED] would solve that for [REASONS], I could really use the help right now

HTMX: hey, wanna get a little freaky and run your ajax as an html attribute?

Me: I have so many endpoints. Pls take them.

HTMX: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS JSON CRAP I CAN'T WITH THESE RESPONSES

Freshly squeezed html responses from the server? Who is this for?

HTMX: hey, wanna get a little freaky and run your ajax as an html attribute?

Me: I have so many endpoints. Pls take them.

HTMX: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS JSON CRAP I CAN'T WITH THESE RESPONSES

Freshly squeezed html responses from the server? Who is this for?

I am entirely on board the jamstack, progressive enhancement, browser performance, a11y-first, vanilla-everything pain train, and I've been pretty good at finding jobs for my 17 years as a web dev, but I'm having a terrible time finding jobs that actually do this stuff. I'm convinced I'm not searching the right keywords, but maybe that's not it.

Any suggestions, fediverse?

The more I learn about reactjs, the more convinced I become that it's primarily a cross-browser compatibility library extremely akin to jQuery, and should be considered similarly superfluous.

I was noodling around on the react.dev homepage today, taking screencaps for a presentation I'm putting together. I had dev tools open and I noticed something odd: every time I would hover over a link, something would get fetched over the network. "That's odd, and quickly adding up to megabytes of bandwidth", I thought.

So I looked at the fetches being fired, and it appears that the website is preloading the content of the page being linked when you hover over the link. Any link, every single time.

Let me say that another way: on react.dev, every onHover over a link costs the user between 5kb and 10kb of bandwidth every single time.

I feel like I'm losing my mind. Forget the fact that this website costs 2mb to download and takes 23 seconds to complete loading, how can charging the user and the app for every hover over a link be sustainable? How is this appropriate?

Just for the record, I love JavaScript modules. They make me happy.

Just got pinged by a squarespace recruiter. Anyone have a clue about squarespace as an employer?

Where is the Jacob Gellar for programming? Who are the great literary essayists for coding? Is there any creative nonfiction for software engineering? A little bit of Jeff Atwood, perhaps. Kevlin Henney, occasionally. Heydon Pickering, more often. Paul Graham. Linda Rising?

Ok fiiiine I saw the tailwind guy talk at railscon and he made a very good point that if you're templating your html a lot of your complaints about tailwind vanish and for everything else you can still write CSS and nothing stops it from being ugly anyway and frankly I respect that energy a lot

I've been handed a couple of full stack devs to help build my frontend project temporarily, and I'm finding that they're extremely weak in working with vanillaJS and regular html. I'm not surprised, exactly, but am I being unreasonable in expecting vanillaJS skills like this in the first place? Should I just plan for retraining people?

Hey can anyone remember of doom-guy John Romero is cancelled?

Programmers are so weird. It's like, our culture is viscously programmers vs management but at the same time programmers have like zero class conciousness and will actively fight you over worker solidarity.

Whenever someone complains that kids these days aren't prepared to have jobs and it's because they're on their phones too much, I recall the time before smartphones where business leaders complained that kids were on their phones too much and only knew how to type on phone keypads.