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So I upgraded my mimic tear to +10 this weekend and its been a lot of fun to run around with a wildly op summons at hand but also I feel like a butt because she's better at the game than I am.

@sarajw
As I understand it you don't have to insure your Tesla with Tesla, but if you do... Yes that's how that would work.

Ok seriously, if you call it wooder, don't drink it.
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RT @GrimKim
Yo Philly—don’t drink the water today. Boiling won’t help.

More than 8,000 gallons of a latex-finishing solution spilled into Otter Creek in Bristol on Friday night. The spill includes butyl acrylate, which was one of the chemicals released in the East Palestine train derailment twitter.com/phillyinquirer/sta
twitter.com/GrimKim/status/164

RT @StrewthQueen
1977: Anita Bryant, homophobe creampied

2019: Tommy Robinson, racist milkshaked

2019: Fraser Anning, islamophobe egged

2023: Posie Parker, transphobe souped

Don't drink the wooder.
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RT @jesseintl
@CovidDataReport “More than 8,000 gallons of a hazardous solution have spilled into Otter Creek near the Delaware River in Bristol Borough, Bucks County, officials said late Saturday, and the total potentially could reach 12,000 gallons.” inquirer.com/news/toxic-spill-
twitter.com/jesseintl/status/1

Bold of you to assume we have enough functional public transportation to envision this future.
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RT @xabitron1
Are people, eventually, going to tread on corpses to board the tram, unmasked?
twitter.com/xabitron1/status/1

TIL that Tesla also sells auto insurance. This seems... bad.
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RT @williamlegate
🚨BREAKING: Tesla owners will now be charged for driving their cars at night.
twitter.com/williamlegate/stat

I'm pretty sure this is just a pile of shit posting but also I'm 100% on board, hang your creasedup pride flag this should entirely be a thing.
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RT @ch1orine
@transscribe Okay, What is the joke with unironed pride flags? What am I missing here?
twitter.com/ch1orine/status/16

Look, I'm just saying that if the meritocracy was real, there wouldn't be the good marvel movies and the bad marvel movies.

There are few things as distressing as an unexpectedly wet cat.
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RT @JortsTheCat
I do not recall how I got wet. Mystery
twitter.com/JortsTheCat/status

I know most of you already know this but I'll say it again just in case: all internet travels at the same speed,
your broadband "speed" actually just describes the capacity of the internet pipe connected to your house.

Just keep going on this thread, it took me a moment to realize what was going on too.
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RT @InnuendoStudios
wtf is elon *doing*
twitter.com/InnuendoStudios/st

RT @Anarchitect918
Did y'all know that you can get an apartment complex to fill all their potholes by repeatedly spray painting rude things about the manager in the potholes?

RT @jamnturtl
.@EmyleWatkins @WBFO interviewed me and a few others regarding UB Young Americans for Freedom's speaker Michael Knowles. I talked about how his rhetoric creates conditions for stochastic terrorism. Starts at 1:45 wbfo.org/wbfo-brief-season-4-2

So I sat down to rent Skinamarink from azon prime and it's offered in SD and HD is a dollar more and that choice just stopped me right in my tracks.

RT @PerttiSoomann
My main responsibilities last 3 years at Twitter have been unexpected timeline refresh feature and office doughnuts on Thursdays. twitter.com/HackingButLegal/st

So Gary Vee is back to selling wine again. While it's nice to see that con man get back to real work, I think this might actually be a bad sign for the rest of us.

RT @Klonick
I bought an actual croissant that had been turned into a lamp by a Japanese artist who I found on the internet and she sent me a small bag of croutons made from the removed bread to make the lamp as a thank you and

MAN, WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

This is your semi-regular reminder that insisting on the need for a complete rewrite of any software system is the hallmark of an immature software engineer.

RT @Indiawaltonbflo
Young Americans Foundation who funds @YAF_UB has a budget of more than $35 million. It’s primarily funded by the DeVos family. The same anti-public education, anti-CRT, pro-privatization, MLM Amway scamming people.

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