@sarajw
As I understand it you don't have to insure your Tesla with Tesla, but if you do... Yes that's how that would work.
Ok seriously, if you call it wooder, don't drink it.
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RT @GrimKim
Yo Philly—don’t drink the water today. Boiling won’t help.
More than 8,000 gallons of a latex-finishing solution spilled into Otter Creek in Bristol on Friday night. The spill includes butyl acrylate, which was one of the chemicals released in the East Palestine train derailment https://twitter.com/phillyinquirer/status/1640012022707363845
https://twitter.com/GrimKim/status/1640062563235840002
Don't drink the wooder.
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RT @jesseintl
@CovidDataReport “More than 8,000 gallons of a hazardous solution have spilled into Otter Creek near the Delaware River in Bristol Borough, Bucks County, officials said late Saturday, and the total potentially could reach 12,000 gallons.” https://www.inquirer.com/news/toxic-spill-delaware-river-otter-creek-bucks-county-20230325.html
https://twitter.com/jesseintl/status/1640067395128807424
Bold of you to assume we have enough functional public transportation to envision this future.
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RT @xabitron1
Are people, eventually, going to tread on corpses to board the tram, unmasked?
https://twitter.com/xabitron1/status/1639668520282644480
TIL that Tesla also sells auto insurance. This seems... bad.
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RT @williamlegate
🚨BREAKING: Tesla owners will now be charged for driving their cars at night.
https://twitter.com/williamlegate/status/1639412933397745665
I'm pretty sure this is just a pile of shit posting but also I'm 100% on board, hang your creasedup pride flag this should entirely be a thing.
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RT @ch1orine
@transscribe Okay, What is the joke with unironed pride flags? What am I missing here?
https://twitter.com/ch1orine/status/1638252143160225807
There are few things as distressing as an unexpectedly wet cat.
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RT @JortsTheCat
I do not recall how I got wet. Mystery
https://twitter.com/JortsTheCat/status/1636315108300439555
Just keep going on this thread, it took me a moment to realize what was going on too.
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RT @InnuendoStudios
wtf is elon *doing*
https://twitter.com/InnuendoStudios/status/1634239733705392133
RT @jamnturtl
.@EmyleWatkins @WBFO interviewed me and a few others regarding UB Young Americans for Freedom's speaker Michael Knowles. I talked about how his rhetoric creates conditions for stochastic terrorism. Starts at 1:45 https://www.wbfo.org/wbfo-brief-season-4-2023/2023-03-10/wbfo-brief-thursday-march-9-2023
RT @PerttiSoomann
My main responsibilities last 3 years at Twitter have been unexpected timeline refresh feature and office doughnuts on Thursdays. https://twitter.com/HackingButLegal/status/1633481291554234368