All kids worth their weight in coal know that by the time Christmas eve arrives Santa's already started the shipping process and completed the naughty clearances, the good behavior charades can end
I'm not so sure about that. Rumour has it he has a spare cache of naughty-list coal pre-wrapped and can swap out the shipping labels at the last minute if the Black Ops Elves slip him a note about some particularly egregious Naughty behaviour.