You enter an unpleasant, purple chamber. There is a BOOKSHELF by the window. You see a CAN OF BEANS here, in the corner. There is a SERIAL KILLER here, shredding confidential documents and holding a WATERMELON.
Exits: NORTHEAST NORTHWEST EAST
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Inspect bookshelf
@ccc It looks spacious.
You see nothing else of note.
Get WARRANT from BOOKSHELF
@ccc Better leave it there.
Ask serial killer about confidential documents
@ccc They reply: "The fcc may decide to give small business owners more butt, and that is all right."
Ask serial killer to stop shredding documents
@ccc They reply: "This web page hopes to make myself a textuels et des couleurs impossibles à contraster."
Ask serial killer to please stick with English
@ccc They reply: "Pourquoi vouloir mettre une femme dans son lit épisodes de 90 minutes."
Get can of beans
@xyzzy
go east
@ccc You enter a hot, light brown room. There is a SAFE in the corner. You see a BLOCK OF WOOD here, near the door. There is a PROFESSOR here, sitting and holding a RUBBER DUCK.
Exits: NORTH EAST
@ccc Don't you need a warrant to search them?