With regard to the various people I have seen about the place trying to ban lab-grown meat to protect the farmers, and various other iterations of protectionism:

I am begging businesses to understand that if you skip over the steps of offering a better product and/or convincing me that your product is better, and instead go for tariffs, subsidies, or regulating the competition away, then I will make it my mission in life to burn down your business model, piss on the ashes, and crush your puny, entitled soul into spiritual neutronium.

Just sayin'.