THESISwhy humans think cats have retractable claws:1) to make sure that they don't hurt us by mistake
ANTITHESISwhy cats have retractable claws:1) to keep them sharp2) to fool us into believing the lie that they have retractable claws to make sure that they don't hurt us by mistake
SYNTHESIS1) cats don't ever make mistakes
@jk They also probably think we are morons.
This kind of explains why they attack us all the time. Like come on! Get aggressive! And we're like *Pat Pat* and theyre like ¿¿¿
@commandelicious @jk that's rich, coming from my cat ,,who is also a moron