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THESIS
why humans think cats have retractable claws:
1) to make sure that they don't hurt us by mistake

ANTITHESIS
why cats have retractable claws:
1) to keep them sharp
2) to fool us into believing the lie that they have retractable claws to make sure that they don't hurt us by mistake

SYNTHESIS
1) cats don't ever make mistakes

commandelicious @commandelicious

@jk
They also probably think we are morons.

@commandelicious
@jk

This kind of explains why they attack us all the time. Like come on! Get aggressive! And we're like *Pat Pat* and theyre like ¿¿¿

@commandelicious @jk that's rich, coming from my cat ,,who is also a moron