Let's say a new ice cream parlor opens near the Pentagon. What flavors do they serve?

-Strongberry
-Meritochocolatey
-Assaulted Caramel
-Better Pecan
-Maple Warnut
-Peanut Cluster Munitions
-Mint Chocolate Battlechip

and don't miss the low-calorie versions of these flavors on the officer's menu!