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Mother in law is kind of mad this Cheesecake Factory doesn’t have piss-warm ginger ale on tap. We’ll need to fill out a survey or something to ensure this oversight never happens again.
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Sharing from @rachellense Bluesky post.
"I made this Pride flag using only NASA images and our team thought it would be cool to share on social (I work on the NASA heliophysics communications team), but it's getting all sorts of hate on the bird app and Fbook. Thought y'all might be more appreciative of it here. ☺️🏳️🌈💖"
https://bsky.app/profile/rachellense.bsky.social/post/3kuu2yshags2t
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にゃん 
you’re a fossbro if your main problem with the Torment Nexus is that people should be using OpenTorment or LibreNexus instead
Sometimes I think about how much it sucks that the world never got to see Freddie Mercury become an old queen. Or an old Queen. Freddie Mercury as grand marshal of Pride parades would have been an event.
Better Man by Pearl Jam would be a way better song if it was Better Man by Toad the Wet Sprocket.
You're getting unfiltered truths here, folks.
You ever get the vibe that game show hosts are just wildly unpleasant to be around when they’re not hosting game shows?
Ibuprofen is a gateway drug to middle age.
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late-90s computer peripherals are all like. appears as a normal 3-button mouse. but the buttons have different icons on them resembling a globe, a star, and an arrow. when you press the left mouse button, instead of clicking, it types the string "www.website" into your computer. pressing the middle button opens the AOL signup page. when you press the right mouse button, it opens up realplayer, and, after 45 seconds of loading, plays a short low-res video of a guy yelling "i'm surfing the web!"
I'm just gonna come out and say what no one else will these days: Tragedy and Nights on Broadway by The Bee Gees are two incredibly great songs. More people should talk about this.
I think King Buzzo and Robert Smith should swap gigs once in a while just to fuck with their audiences.
Beautiful spring day here. One of those days where you go to a bar after work and stay just long enough to disgrace yourself and have to go find a different bar to go to. Oh, to be young again.
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The Keanu Reeves Whoa API.
A free JSON API for every "whoa" said by actor Keanu Reeves in his movies.
https://jwz.org/b/ykOT
Elder care is like shitty, reverse parenting. Instead of lessons getting applied and reinforced and seeing growth, there is a built in expectation that every lesson will yield worse results and lead to regressions. Would not recommend.
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Inside you there are two wolves.
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@cstross Billionaires just can't get enough of their Murder Submarines.
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I love that we're just letting a sociopath moron billionaire set up a system of private satellites that circle the Earth like we've never seen a movie before.
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Few things distress me more than Republican primary voters.
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saying "I was wrong" in meetings: boring. puts the blame on you.
"I hallucinated": modern. shows you're using the latest tech. it's not your fault you're wrong.
full of country goodness and green peaness
Joined Nov 2022
