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late-90s computer peripherals are all like. appears as a normal 3-button mouse. but the buttons have different icons on them resembling a globe, a star, and an arrow. when you press the left mouse button, instead of clicking, it types the string "www.website" into your computer. pressing the middle button opens the AOL signup page. when you press the right mouse button, it opens up realplayer, and, after 45 seconds of loading, plays a short low-res video of a guy yelling "i'm surfing the web!"
I'm just gonna come out and say what no one else will these days: Tragedy and Nights on Broadway by The Bee Gees are two incredibly great songs. More people should talk about this.
I think King Buzzo and Robert Smith should swap gigs once in a while just to fuck with their audiences.
Beautiful spring day here. One of those days where you go to a bar after work and stay just long enough to disgrace yourself and have to go find a different bar to go to. Oh, to be young again.
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The Keanu Reeves Whoa API.
A free JSON API for every "whoa" said by actor Keanu Reeves in his movies.
https://jwz.org/b/ykOT
@arstechnica I like that the implication is that users who would deliberately opt into this are abnormal.
Elder care is like shitty, reverse parenting. Instead of lessons getting applied and reinforced and seeing growth, there is a built in expectation that every lesson will yield worse results and lead to regressions. Would not recommend.
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Inside you there are two wolves.
Wolf Basic is free for individuals and allows you ad-supported access to all of the classic features of the Wolf platform. Or, for $19.99 per month, upgrade to Wolf Plus and unlock an ad-free experience, Priority Howls, and all of our pro features.
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@cstross Billionaires just can't get enough of their Murder Submarines.
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I love that we're just letting a sociopath moron billionaire set up a system of private satellites that circle the Earth like we've never seen a movie before.
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Few things distress me more than Republican primary voters.
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saying "I was wrong" in meetings: boring. puts the blame on you.
"I hallucinated": modern. shows you're using the latest tech. it's not your fault you're wrong.
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I’m mad that I can’t find my thesaurus. Mad. Very mad. So, so mad. Really super mad. Like, unbelievably mad.
We need a Jojo Sea Wall to deal with Jojo Sea Rise as a result of Jojo Climate Change.
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full of country goodness and green peaness
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