Took my daughter and her friends to the mall. Learned that “lil uzi vert” Is not short for Little Uzikiel Vertex or Little Jacuzzi Vertical. Also learned I’m not invited back to the mall.

**1-600-DOCTORB** · Aug 06, 2023, 17:29

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**Ken White** @Popehat@mastodon.social · Aug 06, 2023, 17:29

Aug 06, 2023, 17:29

Ken White @Popehat@mastodon.social

Block people who are annoying. All dudebrah arguments against — that it’s weak, soft, etc. — apply equally to not drinking urine.

“Dude, you don’t drink urine? That’s weak bro.”

“Gross. Why would I drink urine? I don’t want to.”

“Maybe you’re just too soft bro. What a pussy.”

**1-600-DOCTORB** @dumdumjobes@qoto.org · Aug 06, 2023, 17:43

**1-600-DOCTORB** @dumdumjobes@qoto.org · Aug 06, 2023, 17:43

Aug 06, 2023, 17:43

1-600-DOCTORB @dumdumjobes@qoto.org

Two grandma themed shirts next to a “don’t be a cock sucker” shirt. Perfection.

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**1-600-DOCTORB** · Aug 04, 2023, 04:05

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**Mar Hicks** @histoftech@mastodon.social · Aug 04, 2023, 04:05

Aug 04, 2023, 04:05

Mar Hicks @histoftech@mastodon.social

Grandma finally got the last word

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**1-600-DOCTORB** @dumdumjobes@qoto.org · Aug 04, 2023, 02:38

**1-600-DOCTORB** @dumdumjobes@qoto.org · Aug 04, 2023, 02:38

Aug 04, 2023, 02:38

1-600-DOCTORB @dumdumjobes@qoto.org

There are kids in my house asking the Alexa to play music and I’m sitting here thinking “There’s no way that’s the real name of a real song by a real artist…” and then 5 seconds later a song comes on. I’m that many years old now.

**1-600-DOCTORB** @dumdumjobes@qoto.org · Aug 03, 2023, 01:11

**1-600-DOCTORB** @dumdumjobes@qoto.org · Aug 03, 2023, 01:11

Aug 03, 2023, 01:11

1-600-DOCTORB @dumdumjobes@qoto.org

Just two back-to-back thoughts that popped in my head, completely unrelated.

**1-600-DOCTORB** @dumdumjobes@qoto.org · Aug 03, 2023, 01:10

**1-600-DOCTORB** @dumdumjobes@qoto.org · Aug 03, 2023, 01:10

Aug 03, 2023, 01:10

1-600-DOCTORB @dumdumjobes@qoto.org

Not to kink shame or anything, but I'm pretty sure Mike Pence would let Trump shit in his mouth.

**1-600-DOCTORB** @dumdumjobes@qoto.org · Aug 03, 2023, 01:03

**1-600-DOCTORB** @dumdumjobes@qoto.org · Aug 03, 2023, 01:03

Aug 03, 2023, 01:03

1-600-DOCTORB @dumdumjobes@qoto.org

Are you telling me they could've named the software "scumbag", and then chose NOT to?!?

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**1-600-DOCTORB** · Jul 27, 2023, 17:01

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**LCWebsXOXO [mod]** @LCWebsXOXO@gaypirates.club · Jul 27, 2023, 17:01

Jul 27, 2023, 17:01

LCWebsXOXO [mod] @LCWebsXOXO@gaypirates.club

#StarTrek #StarTrekTNG #meme #water #HumanRights

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**1-600-DOCTORB** · Jul 27, 2023, 03:40

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**Kelly Guimont** @Verso@mastodon.social · Jul 27, 2023, 03:40

Jul 27, 2023, 03:40

Kelly Guimont @Verso@mastodon.social

@Catvalente there's a reason I saved this image immediately. (:

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**1-600-DOCTORB** · Jul 17, 2023, 19:59

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**Damiano Gerli** @damianogerli@mastodon.social · Jul 17, 2023, 19:59

Jul 17, 2023, 19:59

Damiano Gerli @damianogerli@mastodon.social

I definitely need this Obvious Plant fake SNES game to be a real thing I can play. Please?

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**1-600-DOCTORB** · Jul 16, 2023, 21:58

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**Captain ACAB** @MnemosyneSinger@kolektiva.social · Jul 16, 2023, 21:58

Jul 16, 2023, 21:58

Captain ACAB @MnemosyneSinger@kolektiva.social

The conversation I have with myself every day when I log onto on this website

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**1-600-DOCTORB** · Jul 09, 2023, 07:17

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**Texas Gender Reveal Massacre** @snarthelg@mastodon.social · Jul 09, 2023, 07:17

Jul 09, 2023, 07:17

Texas Gender Reveal Massacre @snarthelg@mastodon.social

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**1-600-DOCTORB** · Jul 06, 2023, 00:43

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**Dr. Matt Lee 🎃** @mattl@social.coop · Jul 06, 2023, 00:43

Jul 06, 2023, 00:43

Dr. Matt Lee 🎃 @mattl@social.coop

Social media CEO should be something you go to jail for.

**1-600-DOCTORB** · Jun 30, 2023, 20:19

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**Yassie > moved to 0w0.is** @yassie_j@snowdin.town · Jun 30, 2023, 20:19

Jun 30, 2023, 20:19

Yassie > moved to 0w0.is @yassie_j@snowdin.town

Tech enthusiasts: I have two Amazon Echos in every room!

Computer science experts: Next to my wireless router, I keep a loaded SIG-Sauer P229 in case the lights blink funny

**1-600-DOCTORB** @dumdumjobes@qoto.org · Jun 28, 2023, 00:10

**1-600-DOCTORB** @dumdumjobes@qoto.org · Jun 28, 2023, 00:10

Jun 28, 2023, 00:10

1-600-DOCTORB @dumdumjobes@qoto.org

Land of Confusion by Genesis is the song that Trent Reznor has been trying to write for the last twenty years. Listen to it and tell me I’m wrong. I dare you.