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full of country goodness and green peaness
Joined Nov 2022
Without any foreknowledge, I knew the Melvins had covered God of Thunder. Heard the opening riff and knew that a Melvins version existed.
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I’m in the bikeway
I’m in the left turn lane
I’m in the combination bikeway and left turn lane
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Took my daughter and her friends to the mall. Learned that “lil uzi vert” Is not short for Little Uzikiel Vertex or Little Jacuzzi Vertical. Also learned I’m not invited back to the mall.
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Block people who are annoying. All dudebrah arguments against — that it’s weak, soft, etc. — apply equally to not drinking urine.
“Dude, you don’t drink urine? That’s weak bro.”
“Gross. Why would I drink urine? I don’t want to.”
“Maybe you’re just too soft bro. What a pussy.”
Two grandma themed shirts next to a “don’t be a cock sucker” shirt. Perfection.
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There are kids in my house asking the Alexa to play music and I’m sitting here thinking “There’s no way that’s the real name of a real song by a real artist…” and then 5 seconds later a song comes on. I’m that many years old now.
Just two back-to-back thoughts that popped in my head, completely unrelated.
Not to kink shame or anything, but I'm pretty sure Mike Pence would let Trump shit in his mouth.
Are you telling me they could've named the software "scumbag", and then chose NOT to?!?
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@Catvalente there's a reason I saved this image immediately. (:
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I definitely need this Obvious Plant fake SNES game to be a real thing I can play. Please?
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The conversation I have with myself every day when I log onto on this website
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Social media CEO should be something you go to jail for.
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Tech enthusiasts: I have two Amazon Echos in every room!
Computer science experts: Next to my wireless router, I keep a loaded SIG-Sauer P229 in case the lights blink funny
Computer science experts: Next to my wireless router, I keep a loaded SIG-Sauer P229 in case the lights blink funny
Land of Confusion by Genesis is the song that Trent Reznor has been trying to write for the last twenty years. Listen to it and tell me I’m wrong. I dare you.
full of country goodness and green peaness
Joined Nov 2022
