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The Keanu Reeves Whoa API.

A free JSON API for every "whoa" said by actor Keanu Reeves in his movies.
https://jwz.org/b/ykOT

There, I finished painting up the goose hydra by @mz4250

Inside you there are two wolves.

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@cstross Billionaires just can't get enough of their Murder Submarines.

I love that we're just letting a sociopath moron billionaire set up a system of private satellites that circle the Earth like we've never seen a movie before.

One of my favorite books

#CatsCradle #Vonnegut

saying "I was wrong" in meetings: boring. puts the blame on you.

"I hallucinated": modern. shows you're using the latest tech. it's not your fault you're wrong.

I’m mad that I can’t find my thesaurus. Mad. Very mad. So, so mad. Really super mad. Like, unbelievably mad.

@babe This made me think of you. 🤣

🖐️🕵️

#crime #AIgenerated #GAI #hands #funny

Blessed are the cheesemakers

I swear, half the CVEs I hear about are “if your computer is connected to the internet and someone sends you a text message, they now have your power of attorney”

and the other half is “if a trained thief were to sneak into your house and replace your hard drive with an identical copy, an attacker with an exact predictive model of that drive could interrogate the SSD wear leveling algorithm and reduce the search space for your bitlocker password by up to 12 bits _without you even noticing_”

happy kissinger is dead day, to all who celebrate 🎉

IT in a nutshell 😂