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I think King Buzzo and Robert Smith should swap gigs once in a while just to fuck with their audiences.
Beautiful spring day here. One of those days where you go to a bar after work and stay just long enough to disgrace yourself and have to go find a different bar to go to. Oh, to be young again.
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The Keanu Reeves Whoa API.
A free JSON API for every "whoa" said by actor Keanu Reeves in his movies.
https://jwz.org/b/ykOT
Elder care is like shitty, reverse parenting. Instead of lessons getting applied and reinforced and seeing growth, there is a built in expectation that every lesson will yield worse results and lead to regressions. Would not recommend.
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Inside you there are two wolves.
Wolf Basic is free for individuals and allows you ad-supported access to all of the classic features of the Wolf platform. Or, for $19.99 per month, upgrade to Wolf Plus and unlock an ad-free experience, Priority Howls, and all of our pro features.
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@cstross Billionaires just can't get enough of their Murder Submarines.
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I love that we're just letting a sociopath moron billionaire set up a system of private satellites that circle the Earth like we've never seen a movie before.
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Few things distress me more than Republican primary voters.
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saying "I was wrong" in meetings: boring. puts the blame on you.
"I hallucinated": modern. shows you're using the latest tech. it's not your fault you're wrong.
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I’m mad that I can’t find my thesaurus. Mad. Very mad. So, so mad. Really super mad. Like, unbelievably mad.
We need a Jojo Sea Wall to deal with Jojo Sea Rise as a result of Jojo Climate Change.
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I swear, half the CVEs I hear about are “if your computer is connected to the internet and someone sends you a text message, they now have your power of attorney”
and the other half is “if a trained thief were to sneak into your house and replace your hard drive with an identical copy, an attacker with an exact predictive model of that drive could interrogate the SSD wear leveling algorithm and reduce the search space for your bitlocker password by up to 12 bits _without you even noticing_”
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happy kissinger is dead day, to all who celebrate 🎉
Oh fuck yeah! Kissinger finally popped off! They say these things happen in threes, so let's hope the universe remembers that Dick Cheney isn't dead yet. We got two cracks at it...
full of country goodness and green peaness
Joined Nov 2022
