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I don't want Mastodon to be a place where all I talk about is the continuing demise of Twitter, but...Twitter pulled the plug on all of the top third-party Twitter clients and Twitterrific's Craig Hockenberry has some things to say about it:

furbo.org/2023/01/15/the-shit-

Hold on a minute, I need to look this up [googles “convert assload to pounds”]

Lo, these darkened words
Infecting my brain
Submitted for absorption
I shudder at Arial’s cruel attire
As this vanilla font
Doesn’t match
What’s in my mind.
#badpoetry

I like offering to introduce people to my publisher because it shows I’m a kind and helpful person and also that I have a book deal

Interviewer: “Where do you see yourself in ten years?”

Me: “I guess I’d say my biggest weakness is listening."

I’m nostalgic for the days when Sarah Palin was the stupidest Republican.

Weren’t we promised state lotteries would transform public schools into bastions of state of the art academia? Whatever happened with that, or were people too busy with their scratchers to not protest they’d been had?

'This Film Does Not Exist': AI Imagines Jodorowsky's 'Tron' bit.ly/3w3w7nT

Key takeaway from George Santos and Liz Cheney:
You can gain a seat in Congress by lying and lose one by telling the truth.

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