They're after me... @frickinLasers@qoto.org

A Festive Holiday Decorating Session with Melania

#OddValentineGifts #HashtagGames #14DaysOfValentines #Melania

Cracking up at this content warning— while simultaneously understanding it in contemplative solemnity

Another brilliant @cyberlyra opt-out experiment: how to escape Disneyland’s surveillance apparatus. Hint: paint your kids’ faces, give them fake names, and struggle to get food. https://www.publicbooks.org/data-free-disney/

That which doesn’t kill you still hurts a lot, and it’s not a cool experience

New to Mastodon: @cambskeptics, the fediverse face of Cambridge Skeptics.

#Skeptics #SkepticsInThePub #Cambridge #CambridgeUK

The U.S. Supreme Court is a dumpster fire.

-- Supreme Court justices used personal emails for work
-- ‘burn bags’ were left open in hallways,
-- Staff afraid to confront justices on bad security practices

Here's the news story:
https://www.cnn.com/2023/02/04/politics/supreme-court-email-burn-bags-leak-investigation/index.html

And the SCOTUS report: https://www.cnn.com/2023/01/19/politics/read-scotus-report-dobbs/index.html

#SCOTUS #SupremeCourt #transparency

"Can you explain this gap in your resume?"

"Yes, I used LaTeX and couldn't fix that bit"

The problem with “science” is they keep changing it, unlike the immutable Word of God

how does Time Warner not make alarm clocks

I will forever be grateful that I was born at precisely the right time so that the quality of popular music peaked while I was in high school and college, and I wasn't saddled with the lesser musical tastes of people older or younger than me.

Otherworldly, and yet…this is our planet. Minnesota is beautiful in -18° weather. 🙌

Life hack: It's really bad for your health to stare at a screen all day. Mix it up by staring at different screens over the course of the day.

I actually think this could vary depending on my mood: if seen during the day I would find it merely alarming but if at night, yeah, I might be a bit terrified.

#meme #frogs #running #HappySaturday #MotherSuspiriasMorningMeme

Six-year-old Lightning McQueen freaking out about monster trucks under his bed.

Something something limited government

self-signed certificates

Doctor: Do you smoke or drink alcohol?

Me: I drink it.

@borduas hello! Please enjoy this meme I guess that my Kid2 texted me last night
(When I told her later I saw it, she added yes it should be a cation and then we discussed it there could be positively charged cats - but decided to leave that for another day)
#Chemistry #Joke

excuse me I have discovered a creature with the coolest name on earth. nothing can compete, don't even try. introducing: the nano chameleon