They're after me... @frickinLasers@qoto.org

#TimeForBed

Illustration for Tales from Boccaccio
By Byam Shaw (1899)

#VintageIllustration

I love Harry Styles and he is an incredible talent.

And I recognize he dresses like he found an old circus trunk.

Fudge Dredd
#SongsOrMoviesAboutValentineCandy
#HashtagGames
#14DaysOfValentines #HashtagGame

Thought Mom was lying when she told me her old Monkees lunch box is now worth $400.

And then I saw her face...

Hard Candy
#SongsOrMoviesAboutValentineCandy
#HashtagGames
#14DaysOfValentines #HashtagGame

Cinnamon (Heart) Girl
#SongsOrMoviesAboutValentineCandy
#HashtagGames

This wasn't quite the "magic of parenthood" that I expected.

The trouble with waiting to exercise until after you’ve eaten is leave me alone I’m so sleepy

I love #science. I live and breathe it as both my job and one of the main ways I interact with the world. But science is human. It's political. It reflects the values of those who fund and pursue it.

We've never passively collected data and followed where it leads. We go where we point, and where we're pointed. I'd love us to be able to appreciate the elegance of science as a tool - a wonderful tool - without trying to falsely elevate it above, or separate it from, the rest of our human mess.

I’d cut a bitch for a corner piece of cake.

How big of a platform is @twitter? Now that @elonmusk made view counts public, we (@_mohsen_m) can find out

ANSWER: Not nearly as big as it looks! For accounts with lots of followers, only a small fraction (~1%) see median tweet 😬 (and this overcounts, as it includes RT views)

Eventually you have to accept that no matter how many different notebooks you buy, they won’t make you a better writer. For that, you need to spend a lot of money on the right pen.

Starting to think we should never have crawled out of the ocean 400 million years ago.

👇A short interview of an American fighting with Ukraine
He has a pointed message for the Russians 🤣
#USA #Ukraine #UkraineRussianWar

I know things ordinary people don't know because ordinary people don't talk to squirrels.

Getting dressed everyday is just a scam created by Big Laundry.

If she drinks red wine. Maybe the carpet matches the grapes.

Don’t wait until you are desperately sneaking through your house in the dark trying to avoid a crazed murder to realize you should have oiled those door hinges.

I don't negotiate with terrorists unless they're my children and I'm trying to get them to do literally anything

decades-long manhunt finally ends