They're after me... @frickinLasers@qoto.org

If you tried Mastodon before, and are back because Twitter is freaking out. Welcome back. Hopefully, you find a home this time around.

RE #Twitter: Is it the Ship of Theseus if you don’t replace anything? #TwitterDown

They edited out the part where Goldilocks tried all three toilets

Sure, Twitter is down. But if you have Twitter Blue, you get to pay $10 a month for the pleasure of Twitter being down.

"I know you," said Alice. "Are you to present me with a puzzle? Perhaps one of you tells the truth and the other lies?"

"Oh no," said Bingle-Dum.

"We both lie," added Googl-E.

"But there must be a clue," pouted Alice. "For how else am I to tell when to trust what you say?"

"That's the point!" laughed Bingle-Dum.

"We don't know when we're telling the truth either!" said Googl-E, finishing the other's sentence.

Going to a puppy bowl party. Etiquette question: Is a 30 second butt sniff greeting too long? I don't want to embarrass myself.

If I were important enough to need a food taster to make sure that no one was trying to poison me, the smart wannabe assassin would target my bacon cos there’s no way on earth I’m letting some other bastard get more than a sniff of that.

The only time I feel remotely chef-like is when I press down on a sandwich I’ve made and it goes ‘crunch’.

0 days since I lost my glasses while wearing them

I cannot adequately explain in words how much I love doing nothing.

Love the One you're with
(If you can't be with the one you love)
#ValentineShameSongs
#HashtagGames

Jessie's Girl

#ValentineShameSongs​
#HashtagGames
#14DaysOfValentines​
#NoEffort

#ValentineShameSongs

Tainted love

https://youtu.be/XZVpR3Pk-r8

Creep

#ValentineShameSongs
#HashtagGames
#14DaysOfValentines

#ValentineShameSongs
I Hate Myself for Loving You
#HashtagGames

If you're coming over from the birdsite, why not follow some folks, boost, reply and engage? Pull up a chair and stay a while ...

People have real conversations on Mastodon. We think you'll like it here. 🤠

(& maybe stick around even after that hellsite comes back.) #TwitterMigration

Twitter

#twitter

🚨🚨🚨 COME AND WORK WITH ME (LITERALLY) 🚨🚨🚨

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Smother Me Elmo

#RejectedBabyToys
#HashItOut
#HashtagGames #HashtagGame

I sure do hate plugging stuff but I worked really hard on the new podcast about Six Flags New Orleans (with guest Jake Williams, director of the "Closed For Storm" documentary about it, no less), and it's not like I make any money off it, so you know what? Go listen to it and learn about the United States' biggest, spookiest abandoned amusement park.
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/abandoned-amusement-parks-six-flags-new-orleans/id1619808235?i=1000598652073