They're after me... @frickinLasers@qoto.org

There's a lot wrong with society and the world is full of dreadful consequences, but I had three shots of tequila so heyyyy

Whoever made the almond-milk carton the exact same shape as the chicken-broth carton should have to eat this cereal.

living well sounds like awesome revenge — but you have to get the asshole into the well

It's 2023. "Gosh, we didn't realize how people would misuse this" just isn't believable anymore.

Bare minimum, with any new tech:
1) How would a stalker use this?
2) What will 4chan do with this?

And don't release, not even as alpha or beta, before mitigating those risks.

https://www.theverge.com/2023/1/31/23579289/ai-voice-clone-deepfake-abuse-4chan-elevenlabs

#AIethics #ethNLP

Ever worry that your "how the fuck do I get out of this conversation" face looks like a "how the fuck do I get out of this conversation" face?

My mother-in-law doesn't drink but she inspires it in other people.

Almost time for my tradition of ruining Valentine’s for a lot of people by booking a table for one so I can sob loudly over a meal I won’t eat while sitting across from an urn of ashes.

Two photos of my #cat telling a joke and then realizing that it didn't land
#catsOfMastodon

One thing I'm absolutely loving about Mastodon is the incredible, niche communities I'm discovering via hashtags.

Here are some that I'm loving:

#RomanFortThursday
#Caturday (okay not niche, but you know...cats)
#Mosstodon
#Astrodon
#MedievalMastodon and #Medievaldons
#IlluminatedManuscript

Goes without saying #bookstodon is a must.

Got anymore - share them below! I'm collecting inspiration. 🤗

I'm The Other Woman

https://youtu.be/gowANbNewo4

#ValentinesDaySongsForCheaters​

#HashtagGames​
#14DaysOfValentines

Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under? - Shania Twain

#ValentinesDaySongsForCheaters
#HashtagGames #14DaysOfValentines #ShaniaTwain @hashtaggames

What's love got to do with it - Tina Turner

#ValentinesDaySongsForCheaters
#HashtagGames

Girls just want to have fun - Cyndi Lauper

#ValentinesDaySongsForCheaters
#HashtagGames

Hit the Road Jack - Ray Charles

"Don't ya come back no more"

#ValentinesDaySongsForCheaters
#HashtagGames

Someone Like You (Just not...You)

#ValentinesDaySongsForCheaters
#HashtagGames
#14DaysOfValentines

NTP Synchronisation

#Memes #Networking #Time

Me: I want to think of a funny joke.

Brain: Bed Bath and Beyond. What's the Beyond?

Me: No, everyone makes that joke.

Brain: I'd like to purchase the beyond lol

Curious to know if folks are thinking about helium, and how we'll get it after we've shut-in our natural gas problem.

Stipulated: Fossil natural gas must end, soonest.

Problem: All of our helium comes as a by-product of fossil natural gas production.

Further Problem: A tremendous amount of natural gas must be passed by the helium separation step in order to park at "chronic shortage."

With all of that, economically speaking helium is headed for "none."

How much does it matter?

#Helium

Tom Brady's annual retirement announcement seems early this year... does that mean 6 more weeks of winter?

He needs those parts for his spaceship, he's going to otter space.🚀