They're after me... @frickinLasers@qoto.org

How long has it been since you watched Who's on First?
Here watch it again

https://youtu.be/sYOUFGfK4bU

Me: gonna open this kitchen drawer.

Potato masher: the fuck you will.

Cop show!

Cop show: different city!

Cop show: extra violent!

Fun for the whole family.

A list of places y'all gon make me lose my mind:
1. Up in here
2. Up in here

I clearly don't know wtf I am doing here, I say as if this is any different than the rest of my life.

I call today’s look, ‘I can’t find my lint roller, but I’m fucking wearing these black pants anyway.’

This can be a viral toot if we all agree to make it one.

There's a new academic search engine out there called Scinapse.

Tagline: "We're better than Google Scholar. We mean it."

https://www.scinapse.io/

More strange Mastodon reporting. This time from @thurrott, who claims "I’ve been using Mastodon since December, but the interaction there is almost non-existent compared to Twitter."

Dude, you follow 22 people. Try following more people. The "non-existent" interaction is *up to you*.

I've found WAY MORE interactions and engagement here than I ever had on Twitter. Plus fewer death threats.

https://www.thurrott.com/cloud/social/279094/mastodon-continues-to-lose-users

Is "quiet quitting Twitter" really a thing? If so, I assume it's frowned upon. Although unintentional, maybe that's what I did.

The abuse being dealt out to people who announced they were leaving only got worse when they returned after making said announcement.

It was tough. It still is, but I miss my friends.

4: let’s have feet for breakfast!

Me: but then we’d have... a runny tummy.... * uncontrollable laughter *

4:

Therapist: Describe yourself in one word.

Me: No.

If you're ever in need of a rabbit hole in which to lose yourself, I highly recommend PBS's "Blank on Blank" clips on Youtube - fun animation set to fascinating audio interviews with various icons and luminaries. For example, enjoy some Rod Serling!
https://youtu.be/7ywWdT6IL3o

Boy, did I have a day. It lasted many hours and was full of events. Words were uttered. I drove an automobile. You don't even know.

Prune MREs

#RecipesForDisaster #HashItOut #HashTagGames

What stage of free speech absolutism is banning people due to their profile picture containing blood

I just had a bug in my mouth ☹️

7 abortion providers are ready to switch to misoprostol-only medication abortions if a judge bans the main abortion pill, mifepristone, nationwide. That ruling could happen as soon as this Friday.

Pretty much everything that Team "you're overreacting" insisted would never happen after Dobbs is, in fact, happening. It's almost as if they were not arguing in good faith this whole time.

https://jezebel.com/mifepristone-ban-misoprostol-only-abortions-in-the-us-1850083070

SHARK TANK PITCH

Audio Book Transcripts

I like my men how I like my coffee. I don’t drink coffee.