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The only time I feel remotely chef-like is when I press down on a sandwich I’ve made and it goes ‘crunch’.

I cannot adequately explain in words how much I love doing nothing.

If you're coming over from the birdsite, why not follow some folks, boost, reply and engage? Pull up a chair and stay a while ...

People have real conversations on Mastodon. We think you'll like it here. 🤠

(& maybe stick around even after that hellsite comes back.) #TwitterMigration

🚨🚨🚨 COME AND WORK WITH ME (LITERALLY) 🚨🚨🚨

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Foundation Climate Scientist: lnkd.in/ee8d2Yi4

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A great team doing vital, but exciting #Climate #science

Closing date: 13th February 2023

#ClimateChange #Adaptation #RiskAssessment

I sure do hate plugging stuff but I worked really hard on the new podcast about Six Flags New Orleans (with guest Jake Williams, director of the "Closed For Storm" documentary about it, no less), and it's not like I make any money off it, so you know what? Go listen to it and learn about the United States' biggest, spookiest abandoned amusement park.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/

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If you are a person who is new to the fediverse, or who’s returning to explore after a while away, I can affirmatively say (as someone who has been here right from the start) that we’re all glad to have you, and excited to see what you share, and inspired by the new ideas you have for what’s possible here.

Anyway, now that a ton of journalists are flocking back to Mastodon... you should read my article about how all your articles about Mastodon "slumping" were bullshit. techdirt.com/2023/02/08/lazy-r

Today I made low-carb pizza for the first time.
Today, (coincidentally) I also made low-carb pizza for the last time.

"When one door closes, another opens"

Not if you live in a properly functioning house.

You guys are being... oooh wait, nope. this is the federated time line.... okay.

I didn’t come here to make friends.

Because that would require me to be likable.

How long has it been since you watched Who's on First?
Here watch it again

youtu.be/sYOUFGfK4bU

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