normal things to do at 6:39 am on a monday:
nmap-scan your local network so you can find your label maker to make a tumblr meme

$ sudo nmap -sS -p9100 --open 10.12.11.*

WHERE THE PRINT IS MY FUCKER

It didn't work. Windows thinks it printed, but nothing came out of the printer :(

Fuck it, I need coffee first.

Maybe I'll go by FedEx and get them to print it for me. Do you think they're open at 7am and still have a template for labeling beta tapes?

The best part is that I'm labeling a beta tape to provide a supporting image for a mini-fic I wrote, which is about VHS tapes.

I haven't posted that story yet! I still have the ability to go edit like two lines and make it about beta instead of vhs.

But I ain't gonna.

Look, if you're dealing with VHS tapes that can alter the flow of history just by being watched, the LEAST weird thing you should expect is that sometimes they're beta tapes.

Retrocausal video tapes can have little a betamax, as a treat.

fell down the rabbit hole and scanned a label and now I'm trying to font match a betamax label please send help