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People are making a big deal out of Trump's self-reported height and weight, but the other stats he tried to submit during his arrest are absolutely wild:

Height: 6' 3"
Weight: 215 lbs
Age: 36
Hair: very real
Intellect: big brain
Skin: radiant, flawless, possibly bulletproof
Strength: equivalent to five buffalo in their prime
Speed: white Usain Bolt
Hand Size: bigger than yours
Virgin: never

@smorrell welcome to Mastodon, and this place isn’t perfect but it isn’t hell either 😀 enjoy.

Hello, Mastodon! I’m an astrophysicist at the University of Exeter. I work on applying astrophysical methods to understanding the ecological impacts of artificial light at night #ALAN. I’m also currently working on stellar characterisation.

As The Bad Place is becoming increasingly hostile, I’m trying to share what we're working on a little more widely, so please do follow-along if you are interested in light pollution, (astro)physics, or the life of a researcher at #Exeter. 🙂

@ConsoleWitch I didn’t find the 2020 to 2022 period too taxing. 2023 though has come with new stressful post episode challenges.

Chromebooks Get New Way To Run Windows Apps With Cameyo's Virtual App Delivery - An anonymous reader quotes a report from 9to5Google: Google has worked with Cameyo... - tech.slashdot.org/story/23/08/ #chrome

"It is NOT protable (uses 386 task switching etc), and it probably never
will support anything other than AT-harddisks, as that’s all I have :-(."
That's cute. Happy 32nd birthday to Linux! 🎉🎂🎈🍾🥂

I dunno BennVenn, I’m not sure if including Vegemite is some kind of punishment or not :D #RetroGaming

If Musk reads this, he’ll immediately rename the platform to Twitter again.

Who hasn’t looked at an articulated bus and thought . . .
#Art

Check us out at #gamescom2023 !
Visit our booth in the retro area, hall 10.2.
We have some C64s running our diskmag and we also have Eva here,the dev from the amazing point and click adventure A Twisted Tale . instagram.com/p/CwXBaeDo3WV/?u

Oh Canonical, when will you lear that the SNAP is bad?

This calls for a meme! 👆

#Ubuntu #Snap #Canonical

This Chinese car by GAC is called the Trumpchi Emkoo is very affordable and at least to look at inside and out feels like a car about twice to three times the price.

Musk unhappy with Cybertruck’s poor quality, calls for Lego-like precision - Enlarge / A Cybertruck prototype, seen in 2022. (credit: Nic Coury/Bloo... - arstechnica.com/?p=1962838 #cars

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