God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.
Bill Watterson
The world is so dreadfully managed, one hardly knows to whom to complain.
Ronald Firbank
For every complex problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong.
H. L. Mencken
Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition.
Alan Turing
Interesting quote but I would disagree somewhat. Science is *both* a differential equation and a boundary condition. Religion is trying add a new boundary condition which make the differential equation unsolvable.
If the Bible is mistaken in telling us where we came from, how can we trust it to tell us where we're going?
Justin Brown
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
Emo Philips
“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.”
― Douglas Adams
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“When people ask me if a god created the universe, I tell them that the question itself makes no sense. Time didn’t exist before the big bang, so there is no time for god to make the universe in. It’s like asking directions to the edge of the earth; The Earth is a sphere; it doesn’t have an edge; so looking for it is a futile exercise. We are each free to believe what we want, and it’s my view that the simplest explanation is; there is no god. No one created our universe,and no one directs our fate. This leads me to a profound realization; There is probably no heaven, and no afterlife either. We have this one life to appreciate the grand design of the universe, and for that I am extremely grateful.”
― Stephen Hawking
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.
-- Norman Wisdom
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“To surrender to ignorance and call it God has always been premature, and it remains premature today.”
― Isaac Asimov
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