imaginaryunit @imaginaryunit@qoto.org

“You know these stickers are supposed to get voters to vote *for* Biden, right?”

#coffee Hey, here’s your *boiling HOT* coffee in a GLASS mason jar. We throw in the luxury SLIPPERY cloth grip for free! Please don’t drop that GLASS jar in our store because coffee inside is HOT or because that luxury cloth SLIPS. That would be bad… because the jar is made of GLASS… and the coffee inside … 🙄🙄

Thank you, Bloomberg, for that deep insightful reporting that I pay money for.