When Kiwi kids learn I'm from America they often tell me they've often wanted to visit the US. I usually ask "what would you want to see there?"
My previous favorite answer ("What's a Pop-Tart like?") was pretty damned good.
But my new one, an excited 9-year-old telling his grandmother "I want to see a school shooting!" takes the current crown.
@kristofor
From "Monty Python's American Diary":
"We promised everyone back home that we would be mugged but nobody wants British currency any more."