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what a time to be alive #sunnyd

kill the cops inside your computer

I owe you all the deepest and sincerest apology. It has been brought to my attention that my facts are enabling fascism and destroying democracy. I am especially sorry for the harmful facts stating that:

-Every month is National Potato Month.
-George W. Bush has a Foo Fighters tattoo on his back.
-Optimus Prime is the only heterosexual Transformer.
-The Lord of the Rings was filmed in New York City.
-Cher’s full name is Chernobyl.

I pray that you can all find it in your hearts to forgive me.

Happy #WorldChimpanzeeDay

Those looking for a hill to die on will usually find one.
— Unknown

#quotes

Q: "Will Meta get my data or be able to track me?"

A: Mastodon does not broadcast your email or IP address, so Meta will only be able to extract every piece of information from your public profile data, public posts, and followers-only posts and DMs targeted at users on Threads.
They can and will do so to a degree none of the hobbyist fediverse search engines could even dream of, but that's no reason to overreact and threaten that sweet Meta money we're receiving.

Happy Fourth of July!

Some heroes wear uniforms. Mine wear photoshop. (or affinity, or GIMP, or Krita, or…)

Here's some philosophy

why dont they just counter inflation by adding penny press machines everywhere

Elon Musk should be the first human with a neurolink. If he doesn't want one, then they're just as obviously brain fryingly dangerous and irresponsible and stupid as anyone with common sense can tell you. If he does, we get to watch him succumb to the near 100% mortality rate after tortuous symptoms he subjected the test monkeys to. Money where your mouth is.

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