Pseudo-Wife to guy at car wash: "Don't use the pressure washer on it because the paint on these cars is really thin and..."
Car wash guy: "Don't worry. We know what we're doing."
Result:
@woodpunk 😩 you've failed to relay the next part of the story where they realise they've fucked up...
@magicaltrout It's probably quite fortunate that I'm otherwise indisposed today. If I wasn't, you'd be organising a crowdfund for my bail money right about now.
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@magicaltrout It's probably quite fortunate that I'm otherwise indisposed today. If I wasn't, you'd be organising a crowdfund for my bail money right about now.