I haven’t done an introduction. Rude. So. Hello there, Mastodites. My name is Chris and these days I’m largely a director/general overseer of TV shows (and occasionally film). In my past and present lives I am/have been a stand-up comedian, an actor, a writer and the cashier in a sandwich shop. I continue in my attempts to learn to play the piano and to speak German and remain very, very bad at both.