I asked #ChatGPT what it thought of Mastodon:

Oh Mastodon, fair app of modern times,
A platform for the youth of our days,
Where users share thoughts and memes,
And connect with others in myriad ways.

Upon this app, one may post and tweet,
And share with the world their innermost musings,
Likes and Boosts are given with fleet,
As the network of users keeps expanding and burgeoning.

But beware, dear user, for on Mastodon
Trolling and abuse may also be found.
The admins and mods do their best to shun
Such negatively, and keep the peace sound.

So join the fray, dear reader, and sign up
For Mastodon, the app that doth reign.
Connect with others, share a cup
Of digital friendship, and ease your pain.