moeru萌 @mengmeng55@qoto.org

超市说没有小票拒绝退坏掉的机器，但是他们没有库存了也没法换。我老公说那也没办法，我：“不如我们去超市偷价值20欧的东西。”
果然办法永远比困难多哈哈哈

我老公今天肚子疼在家宅了一天，前脚发誓要严格SCD饮食，中午就受不了去吃了披萨。感觉每天他都在进行这种又费钱又伤害身体的活动…

@Wanzi 全麻的大手术不能在诊所做的，你要在诊所就要一颗一颗拔，不过阻生智齿大概率还会让你拍CT然后去医院，找谁都差不多

而且凶手永远是老公or前夫哈哈哈

michel bussi为什么老写妈妈失去孩子的小说，虽然写得不错但是我听着揪心……

我昨天忽然有个idea可以做一个app，然后只会学一点点python和R的我今天火速开始学dart语言和flutter！这是什么行动力哈哈哈

昨晚小孩也没醒，但是五点钟这个狗日的猫推门嘎吱一声把我惊醒了！！！朋友，你的身躯宽度总共也不超过十厘米为什么一定要坚持把门推开一半才能进？？？以前书上不是说猫都用胡子测量宽度的吗？？你倒是量啊！

reddit摘抄：

first I start my day tunning in with the Universe saying this.

Maximum embodied awakening that serves the highest good, please. ((I got this affirmation from the book "Instant Divine Assistance" by Benjamin Bernstein

I am a child of the the Universe, I am a Child of Fortune By Catherine Ponder

and I am now Open my mind to prosperity

those are my tunning in before staring saying my own affirmations. make sure you said it many times, Have your subconscious believe it.

1: Spirit I Am, Please grant me the Maximum Energy of Wealth and Abundance that serves the highest good, this or something better, NOW, Thank You

on here I am affirming that I am a strong Spirit from God. I am allowing the maximus Energy. as we know, everything is made of energy, I am asking for wealth and abundance but that I am willing to give, serve others. like giving to receive. this or something better. Now that's a powerful statement; keep it mind that when we ask for something, God/Universe will always have something Better. we need to expect the better. always open for the best. Lastly; NOW AND THANK YOU. you're asking to come soon and that you're are grateful. Trust the Universe and let go of all worries and think of a better version of yourself.

2: Spirit that I am, please Grant me the Maximum body's energy to speed up my metabolism for a slim, strong and muscular body that will serve the highest good, please and thank you.

3: Spirit that I am, please saturate me with those energies that will help my desired outcome manifest to the greatest extend and at the faster rate, that serves the highest good. please, thank you.

4: Spirit that I am, please grand me the Maximum Sexual energy that could please my partner at the maximum satisfaction, please and thank you.

理解错了，不是épileptique是neuroleptique，抗精神错乱的药物。我就记着那个小姑娘超敏感每天早上要跟她妈在门口道别半小时，别的也没啥印象

今天去接孩子惊闻她一个朋友犯癫痫了要开始吃药，小姑娘平时看着挺正常的万万没想到…

我的新书kindle商城上线了！纸质版隔几天会在亚马逊推出！硬核科学解释传统桑拿汗蒸热疗，保温疗法的个人实践经验总结，有文化有科学有趣事有实用小贴士非常推荐有兴趣的朋友们购买阅读！美亚链接如下，其他地区的亚马逊可以直接搜索作者名字就跳出来了！

https://www.amazon.com/Healing-Power-Warming-Up-Scientific-ebook/dp/B0G1Z7CNJ9/ref=sr_1_1?crid=1QX27W2UMVHS7&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.Vu250PAhWXIuGkLg6_y31eAuLNONIoR00WY8OZmmRkJIR3Nt65SQSppk5HrC9My2oDM-aXYW-JXKoLaMocXqAE7fX3I_RSPPtYoqLYEigAngxFhouBiHhCVN2UNa9cBZTZxHAEIxFAQrwSKPoJ9n-ZBJ74w3AuqVdZvCraMg-vPOEExYJAetx08O4_U-GozGdNrZ__Hmu0d8APbWWIQkXzcMtSh89WNIkZSeAG7FUXY.2opmqMh_fzmE_cMLOh782Tih_1W6k2OhTrbLWzgLKJo&dib_tag=se&keywords=jessica+cao&qid=1763037016&sprefix=jessica+cao%2Caps%2C192&sr=8-1

小孩没醒但是我老公醒了把我也弄醒了！

看刚那本书作者大推循证医学这个那个，特地查了一下到底是啥，这不是科研工作者基础工作吗，怎么医生人均博士学历还得额外来个特殊培训学习怎么查临床研究的文献… 我现在对医生水平越来越不放心了😅

读过 医者的心声·克罗恩病+溃疡性结肠炎的就医故事 :star_solid: :star_solid: :star_solid: :star_solid: :star_half:
https://neodb.social/book/0gMsMDXMpZZdjZG0m566pp

亲爱的小孩我求求你今晚不要醒了让你老妈我明天正常出门做事情吧

娃进日托之前还在不断喊她好朋友的名字，进去之后就抱着我不撒手了，这时候她好朋友过来拽住她熊抱了一下，娃直接跟着她朋友蹿没影了！希望二胎早日到来最好还是个妹妹，这样她在家也有个好朋友可以抱抱哈哈

最近天冷有点哮喘发作经常晚上睡觉咳痰，今天早上急着出门送孩子加上昨晚小孩蹦迪吃奶没睡好，忘了穿毛衣外面外套里面那层开衫。一出门就开始哮喘大发作拼命咳嗽感觉肺里都堵住了，接着开始鼻炎发作疯狂打喷嚏，狼狈不堪十分钟之后出了一身汗又整个症状消失得无影无踪呼吸也顺畅了起来😅 感觉有时候还是得来点激烈手段…