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I just sneezed and farted at the same time and I think my body took a screen shot.

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There's no law that says that if you follow politics, it has to be your country's politics. I, for one, choose the one which has the funniest satirists.

@ramsey In this bespoke uuid gold rush I'll be the one selling 256-sided dies.

@Ashley I've traveled by night to spread flower petals in front of my wife's - then girlfriend's - door, as a romantic gesture. When she opened the door in the morning it gave her a huge fright because she thought someone had deliberately spilled garbage in front of her door. Luckily she did appreciate it in the long run.

@civicwhitaker I don't think it's even that strategic. They're just minmaxing everything on the altar of price per share.

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@fox I read this as “I have a 6-year-old” and it was just as relevant

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My daughters and I are feeding cows 10,000 pounds of macadamia nuts each and totally don't need to be taxed at 95+ percent of our income.

@greegreehoist Of course I know how plants move. They move very slowly. Except the ones that catch bugs, those will take your arm off.

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@stefano In a business it might make sense to raise the resources until the problem is fixed. It might also be cheaper to run a larger server instead of getting devs to optimize it/fix it.

@lcamtuf I also want billionaires to always fail as a rule, because that's the real trickle down economics. Any time they succeed wealth gets more concentrated. Any time they fail and loose money, that money goes to people poorer than them.

@lcamtuf Because we've tried company towns before and they were horrible to people living in them. That's why their success would be a bad thing.

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@wyri @derickr I'm pretty sure we're well over the peak, but there will be some residual scum in the corners for some time.

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