pies @pies@qoto.org

The Inigo Montoya method of greeting people.
Step 1: Polite greeting.
Step 2: Your name.
Step 3: Relevant personal link.
Step 4: Manage Expectations.

I used to be married to an active, vibrant, happy young woman who decided one day to hang a bird feeder in the back yard, and now I’m married to a glassy-eyed, unwashed maniac that stands at the kitchen window all day screaming at squirrels.

*standing next to a wheelbarrow full of BBQ sauce*
Look, no one is arguing that the zoo fire isn't a horrible tragedy.

The most important thing in design is to make sure it doesn't look like a swastika or a dick.

Unfortunately the AI can only commit war crimes it was trained on it cannot invent new ones

AMERICAN MOM: Be good, or Santa will bring you coal.

SCANDINAVIAN DAD: And the demon Vinterdödansikte will claw out your eyes with a rusty fork!

AMERICAN MOM: Sven, we talked about this.

This Buddhist monk looks ready to hear some totally hot gossip at a teenage girl's slumber party.

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Mothers of multiples are basically human clown cars