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I don't know if that's the right decision, and it's a bit of a fight over nothing because it's just one person making it, but I would just like to point out, that they're changing "Office of Field Education" to "Office of Practicum Education" and anyone who works with students and doesn't have see any issues with the word "practicum" might be a tad out of touch. npr.org/2023/01/14/1148470571/

@david @georgetakei That's _representative_ lying nobody noob to you, mister.

@david @georgetakei Name the last time a high-ranking politician was jailed. I'll wait.

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German police protecting a bucket-wheel excavator from anti-coal climate activists near the former village of Lützerath. (source @marius_mich on twitter)

Privatization is when we take a public service that's not great at serving our needs and we turn it into a well managed, optimized company that's great at serving its own needs.

If you've just arrived my advice is to go back to your timeline.

Christians essentially think they're living in a simulation.

@notfunnyelle@mstdn.social Kool-aid man slurpy situation could be a porn. Shouldn't, but could.

I find the power of Christ uncompelling.

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The Inigo Montoya method of greeting people.
Step 1: Polite greeting.
Step 2: Your name.
Step 3: Relevant personal link.
Step 4: Manage Expectations.

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I used to be married to an active, vibrant, happy young woman who decided one day to hang a bird feeder in the back yard, and now I’m married to a glassy-eyed, unwashed maniac that stands at the kitchen window all day screaming at squirrels.

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*standing next to a wheelbarrow full of BBQ sauce*
Look, no one is arguing that the zoo fire isn't a horrible tragedy.

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The most important thing in design is to make sure it doesn't look like a swastika or a dick.

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Unfortunately the AI can only commit war crimes it was trained on it cannot invent new ones

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AMERICAN MOM: Be good, or Santa will bring you coal.

SCANDINAVIAN DAD: And the demon Vinterdödansikte will claw out your eyes with a rusty fork!

AMERICAN MOM: Sven, we talked about this.

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