pies @pies@qoto.org

*standing next to a wheelbarrow full of BBQ sauce*
Look, no one is arguing that the zoo fire isn't a horrible tragedy.

The most important thing in design is to make sure it doesn't look like a swastika or a dick.

Unfortunately the AI can only commit war crimes it was trained on it cannot invent new ones

AMERICAN MOM: Be good, or Santa will bring you coal.

SCANDINAVIAN DAD: And the demon Vinterdödansikte will claw out your eyes with a rusty fork!

AMERICAN MOM: Sven, we talked about this.

This Buddhist monk looks ready to hear some totally hot gossip at a teenage girl's slumber party.

Enter new password:
‘Orchestra’

Password must contain a symbol:
'Percussionsection’

Mothers of multiples are basically human clown cars

@SirEviscerate HAHAHAHA

Analog Black Mirror S3 E4: A pioneer woman gets a mechanical butter churn as a gift, but months without the exercise leaves her arms too weak to lift a fallen tree off her husband, and he's eaten by a bear (society)

I wash my face the old fashioned way.
I go down to the river and beat it against a rock

If Millie Bobby Brown ever grows to 1000 times her size, she just becomes Bobby Brown.