Dad: Son, it's time we told you. You were adopted.
Son: I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents.
Dad: Oh, no, we're your biological parents. The new ones will be here to pick you up any minute now. Go pack.
@kentborg The extra twist on this one is I was abandoned by my parents and adopted by my paternal grandparents. My parents later got back together and had two more kids, which they raised along with an older half sister. I was the odd one out.
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