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Saw a werewolf at the coffee shop this morning. Could have just been a really hairy guy, though. Either way, the silver bullets worked.

Useful fact of the day

There are 49 million kangaroos in Australia and 3 million people in Arkansas. This means if the kangaroos were to invade Arkansas each person will have to fight 16 kangaroos. We got this folks. Sleep easy tonight.

Kari Byron:

"Dear stranger, I would love to hold your baby for a picture, until the adorable germ infested critter coughs in my mouth. Ew."

nurse: [holding vaccine] which arm do you want the shot in?

7: my brother's

Packing for the ATLS Global Symposium meeting in Chicago this weekend.

First problem, going to be damn cold for an old Southern boy. Having to dig out my really warm outfits. Both of them...

Second problem, the website says for the banquet, dress should be "Business Attire". How do they expect an ER doc to know what that is or own such clothes? Will a Patagonia sweater work? About as dressy as I normally wear.

Wish me luck....

4 out of 6 messed up listings on Amazon. Passive-aggressive workers or just way too rushed to check their work.

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