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I am officially deceased after reading this Wall Street deli owner's response to the question of whether he asks his customers for stock tips:

How did it take me this long to find the perfect analogy to explain the need for anticoagulation in Afib to my fellow Southerners?!

Me: “Blood is the consistency of gravy. If you stop stirring your roux evenly—“

Pt: “It clumps!”

Me: “Here’s your gravy thinner.”

Sarah Candler @sarahgcandler on Twitter

Found one more thing for a great snowy night, Goldschlager cinnamon schnapps. Taken strictly as medicine for my cold 😉 cough cough

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