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Sleepy Benzie enjoying some sun inside.

From two years ago, before the puppies

Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary?

And on the Virgin Islands? Same thing, not one canary there either ;-)

Kid: did we get that hour back yet?
Me: no bud, not until fall
Kid: where do they put it while we wait?
Me: (...attempts to explain time as a social construct...convention vs reality)
Kid: it’s ok to say you don’t know. When I asked Randy he just said “Switzerland.”

[Therapy]

Me: "What do you mean I have 'boundary issues'?"

Therapist (gently pushing me off his lap): "Why don't you put some clothes on & we'll talk about it?"

Conservatives: This shouting down of speakers is outrageous and a violation of free speech norms!

Me: Yes!

Conservatives: That’s exactly why we have to ban all DEI!

Me: Ye…wait what

Conservatives: This will continue to happen until the schools are purged of the wrongthinkers by a holy cleansing fire!

Me: I always forget what you guys are like

So close. Hand towel almost folded by itself in the dryer. 😉

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