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"This shirt really brings out the gray in my hair."
Me
"Every shirt really brings out the gray in my hair."

If the Mayan apocalypse doesn't happen, it's because all year I've been sacrificing virgins to the feather serpent god.

You're welcome world.

The scene: The Bahamas. A courtroom.
Judge: Sir, in a conditional arrest proceeding the first step is to establish identity. Do you admit or deny you are the same Sam Bankman-Fried charged in this indictment?

SBF: Yes I am the person who did all those things

Judge: No, I mean . . .

SBF: Each and every one

Judge: I think you . . .

SBF: Should I go paragraph by paragraph

It's going to be a TWO-episode week on Serious Trouble. Just recorded an episode all about Sam Bankman-Fried, which was rollicking fun. Later in the week -- updates on Trump's misfortunes, Avenatti, etc. New episode should drop by morning, the next one by Friday. Tune in.

serioustrouble.show/

Eight years ago, Benzie and Joe so excited about the holidays 😉

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